Franken 

The practice of grabbing a woman's breasts while she is asleep.

My brother Owen photographed me giving that playboy model a good franken while she was napping between shows.

Franken by hog_hell November 16, 2017

franken 

(v) To cast light upon the abuse of power and find humor even in heinous times.
(n) a person of small size but infinite humor.

Despite the turdblossom's constant bullying on the playground, little Mikey was able to franken the situation by explaining to the other kids that the bully was overcompensating for having a small penis.

franken by Lawyerbot December 24, 2005

Franken 

To grope in a subtle yet direct way.

I can't wait to get around those chicks. I'll franken them.

Franken by Frankenfine November 20, 2017

franken 

the last name of Al Franken, SNL co-creator, writer, comedian, and staunch Liberal commentator who currently hosts a talk-show on liberal-leaning talk show network Air America Radio, based in NYC.

Has penchant for catching right-wing liars in thier tracks using their own words to paint right-wing idealogues in a proverbial corner. While being very well researched and documented, republican and right-wing personalities claim that Franken is not informed, but have yet to prove him wrong or win any lawsuit against him.

Books:
"Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right"

"Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot"

"Geez, that dude on CNN just got franken-ed! maybe he should have stopped lying to people sooner than that!"

franken by BigGunLefty January 8, 2005

franken 

A slow dim witted person

My date was a total franken

franken by d Blog March 5, 2004

franken 

A celebrity who thinks that his Harvard education excuses him from the reprehensibility of his constant oversimplifying and bending of the truth. In addition, he writes books that sell based more on the fact that the general public is not truly informed, more than on the fact that they are well-written or contain insightful and truthful information.

"Al Franken likes to lie."

franken by beelzebub October 1, 2003

franken 

A prefix indicating that the root word has been artificially grown or constructed or genetically modified, a la Dr. Frankenstein's monster.

"When you add 'franken' to 'food' you get 'frankenfood', which is what that hot dog you're eating is."

"That's all right -- I've got to feed my frankenboobs."

franken by anarcissie May 18, 2008