9 definitions by KaleoIsGay

The hottest, coolest, sexiest, man with a 12 foot long thick horse cock
ram me up with your carter
by KaleoIsGay June 18, 2020
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A very smart gamer, who loves to simp on 12 year olds and Vietnam victim amputees
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A very smart and tactical gamer, who loves to simp on 12 year olds good at SoT and Vietnam victim amputees
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A depressed Vietnam veteran suffering from PTSD and the guilt on his hands after losing everyone he loved
Grandpa is experiencing another LUKAS again
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Kaleo is a funny, kind, and skilled boy. His only problem is that he’s short, so his opinions therefore do not matter. And his name has Kale in it, so automatically he is the gayest vegetable. Or bisexual, for I don’t discriminate
by KaleoIsGay June 18, 2020
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