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1.
An extremely adventurous, curious, outgoing, Beautiful boy. Who sets his own rules and follows his heart. Someone who is unique and different and doesn't allow himself to follow the crowd. Who will one day become some type of artist, musician or even a business man. A person who makes you laugh when you are feeling upset, and never lets you down. A person who you will never forget!
"I love you, Kale. I will never forget you!"
by ksmum February 02, 2010
 
2.
"Mega pimp". Next to godliness. quite possibly the most amazing mofo known to mankind... or any other race for that matter.
"Dude... Kimbo Slice totally reminds me of KALE"!
by KKmeister April 09, 2010
 
3.
A very warm, sweet, caring, all around amazing guy. Someone who knows how to treat a girl just how she wants to be treated, and does it even better. Someone that completely overshadows any other in every aspect. Someone that understands you, and will by all means make you feel like the only one that matters. He is also very attractive. Love at first sight. Hes very very bright and he shows it. He is perfection.
by makaylamurder November 19, 2010
 
4.
a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.
yo, can you spot me some kale for this sweet flask? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
by Gretta D April 23, 2006
 
5.
A leafy green vegetable that smells and tastes like ass.
Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?
by rpfeff November 17, 2003
 
6.
The Man I Love More Than Anything In The World:D
Kale I Love You So Much!!
by Hunny February 25, 2005
 
7.
A pretty cool cat that likes to wear a hat. Doesn't really get mad for the wrong fad. When she sleeps she doesn't make a peep. Quiet as a fox she hides in a box. I think you're awesome like a blossom. If I sang you a lullaby would you be my valentine?
Kale likes to dance in advance.
by knittingkritters February 13, 2014