Jonathan's definitions

buttsausage

Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.

The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.

by Jonathan October 4, 2004

hover craft

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile

yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.

by Jonathan May 2, 2004

Grand Theft Auto

someone that steals a car from someone,Also known as a game 'Grand Theft Auto:Vice City' and other series

car owner:OMG, HE STOLE MY CAR!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!

by Jonathan March 6, 2004

arch

To snap ones teeth at another person.

Jimmy looked at Patty and said "arch".

by Jonathan February 3, 2005

Nobo

the art of being a total dumbass one who knows nothing about anything

Nicholas you stupid nobo

by Jonathan March 28, 2005

slant

an asian girl's pu-nanny

I got some slant from lucy liu

by jonathan February 24, 2005

Freak den

An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.

I wouldn't go to that bar if they were handing out free beer! It's a freak den!

Man, Harvard Square is such a free den.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005