Definitions by Jonathan
Esquire
a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.
Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.
Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.
smashed
She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!
She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.
She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.
Stop & Shop
A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.
Stop & Shop by Jonathan January 13, 2005
knit-knit
Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.
Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.
starbucks
A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.
Freak den
An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.