Jonathan's definitions

Keano

To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.

Yo i keano'd that dude at the bar when he started dissin' me.

by Jonathan May 27, 2004

blogosphere

The sum total of all interactive web log blog communication.

It can also refer to a particular web community that allows for opinionated commentary on news stories.

"Dailykos.com is a major liberal outlet in the blogosphere."

by Jonathan September 27, 2004

Bistromathics

See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)

Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.

Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.

by Jonathan December 1, 2004

loop, endless

goes round and round - see endless loop

Ah nah man, this program is stuck in a loop, endless.

by Jonathan June 12, 2006

silverhootowl

A silverhootowl is a game old bird, mostly found in the backwoods of Missouri. They are known for their distinctive call. The only way to catch them is to clamp down on their muffler, which stops them dragging on the road. They have been seen as far afield as California and they fly to Hot Springs once a year for hibernation purposes.

Wow! Was that a silverhootowl that he saw? Yes it was, the distinctive muffler could be seen.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Plane-labeller

1)Someone who labels planes.

"My cousin Jeff wants to end it, because he's just a crappy plane-labeller."

A man who labels planes is a plane-labeller.

by jonathan November 19, 2002

One Hit Shit

A very powerful type of pot, supposivly get you fucked up in one hit

HOLY FUCK (COUGH COUGH) is this the mystical One hit shit?!?

by Jonathan December 9, 2003