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M.O.B

Money over Bitches aka members of the block aka money off the books aka money over bullshit.
Your money is your currency, your niggaz,family, education.anything that deals wit sucess. a bitch is anyone or thing that gets in the way of that. mob 4 life ,from da southside 2 h-block n all da way 2 baisley projects.
by Jonathan November 27, 2003
mugGet the M.O.Bmug.

Stuffla

Stuffla is a condition of complete randomosity in a person that results in madness
Hola Stuffla Batman!
by Jonathan March 15, 2003
mugGet the Stufflamug.

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.
And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.
by Jonathan May 5, 2005
mugGet the Bed bugmug.

binghamton

An overpopulated truck stop.
by Jonathan March 23, 2005
mugGet the binghamtonmug.

desert

commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.
I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.
by jonathan May 1, 2004
mugGet the desertmug.

tubbylard

As wisey (q.v) only on a more regular basis
my missus was up all night tubbylarding
by Jonathan September 10, 2003
mugGet the tubbylardmug.

hoose

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"
by Jonathan June 19, 2006
mugGet the hoosemug.

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