Jonathan's definitions

pilt

A lazy individual

you're such a pilt

by Jonathan May 2, 2004

jonty

king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.

Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him

by jonathan May 14, 2003

recoil

Recoil is what I have to do with my penis after urinating so it will fit back into my jeans.

JUST HOLD ON! I will be out as soon as I recoil my penis and zip my jeans.

by Jonathan September 21, 2004

Keano

To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.

Yo i keano'd that dude at the bar when he started dissin' me.

by Jonathan May 27, 2004

Squits

Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known.

He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....

His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.

by Jonathan June 21, 2004

blogosphere

The sum total of all interactive web log blog communication.

It can also refer to a particular web community that allows for opinionated commentary on news stories.

"Dailykos.com is a major liberal outlet in the blogosphere."

by Jonathan September 27, 2004

Bistromathics

See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)

Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.

Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.

by Jonathan December 1, 2004