Jonathan's definitions

black and mild

Middleton's finest tobacco product. A cigar that is convenient in all situations.

Shortened: a blackie

"Dude, where's the blackies, i need a buzz?"

by Jonathan March 13, 2005

weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention

Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"

by jonathan May 13, 2005

Egui

A black nigga who have a fucking band call "Redencion" he live in puerto rico (the best country ever made and if you disagreed then you are a fucktard) and study in the crap call Vocacional High School of San Sebastian

Dont fuck with da nigga!

by Jonathan March 1, 2004

Plane-labeller

1)Someone who labels planes.

"My cousin Jeff wants to end it, because he's just a crappy plane-labeller."

A man who labels planes is a plane-labeller.

by jonathan November 19, 2002

silverhootowl

A silverhootowl is a game old bird, mostly found in the backwoods of Missouri. They are known for their distinctive call. The only way to catch them is to clamp down on their muffler, which stops them dragging on the road. They have been seen as far afield as California and they fly to Hot Springs once a year for hibernation purposes.

Wow! Was that a silverhootowl that he saw? Yes it was, the distinctive muffler could be seen.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

volume

base x width x height

Why should i care?

by Jonathan July 24, 2003

One Hit Shit

A very powerful type of pot, supposivly get you fucked up in one hit

HOLY FUCK (COUGH COUGH) is this the mystical One hit shit?!?

by Jonathan December 9, 2003