Jonathan's definitions

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.

And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.

by Jonathan May 5, 2005

icite

Word used by quebeckers. Bastardization of "ici".

Icite chu chez nous.

by Jonathan January 28, 2004

misch

misch: noun. A kid who is always cool and really funny. The kid may have friends who think they can beat-box and dance, but really can't. The typical misch doesn't let such people bother them.

Jonathan is such a misch

by Jonathan December 16, 2004

tubbylard

As wisey (q.v) only on a more regular basis

my missus was up all night tubbylarding

by Jonathan September 10, 2003

Stuponfucious

The state of...you know..induced by...thinking something is..is..awesome.

1.Hey dude, that turtleneck sweater is stuponfucious!
2. What a utterly stuponfucious rubber duck!

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

butchers

a place where they chop up dead animals

i'm going to get some beef from the butchers

by Jonathan November 20, 2003

fwah

shit, poop, caca, #2, etc..

Man! That burrito really made me have to go fwah!!!

by Jonathan August 29, 2002