Jonathan's definitions

bilabial fricative

A non-verbal sound produced by the vibration of the lower lip against the tongue using air either exhaled or squeezed by the cheeks. It is denoted frequenty in text conversations (either interactive or offline message protocols) as 'thppppt'. The number of "p"s indicates severity.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!

by jonathan August 9, 2004

kate sip

To take a fake sip of alcohol and then prouncing to everyone that, "Im sooooo wasted!"

Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!

by Jonathan June 18, 2006

Chinstrap

When one is inducing orgasm using the art of titty F*cking the final "blow" is produced by extreme pressure causing the seminal fluid to spread across the partners chin causing a "strap" affect.

Other known uses:

1.That guy is such a chinstrap.

2. I just wen skiing on chinstrap mountain.

by Jonathan April 22, 2005

boyakasha

boyakasha is a word ALI-G says when he meets people!

Boyakasha people! Are you gay or something???

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

thierry henry

A French Footballer who also plays for Arsenal. He is also the best soccer player in the world right now. Hat Trick today against Bayern Munich.

I hope someday I will be as good as Thierry Henry

by Jonathan May 13, 2005

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 7, 2004

will ferrell

the sexiest man alive, fuck johnny depp

i'd go gay for will ferrell

by jonathan April 24, 2005