Jonathan's definitions

^_~V

an asian smiley, used in the place of "good job!" or "congratulations!"

person #1:"i got an A on my project!"
person #2: "^_~V"

by jonathan August 30, 2003

moé

Bastardization for quebeckers of "moi".

C't'à moé ça!.
Donne moé ça.

by Jonathan January 28, 2004

bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

by Jonathan June 17, 2006

GFYAD

Go Fuck Yourself And Die

Please GFYAD! It'll make the world a better place.

by Jonathan December 13, 2003

taco meat

excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat

"Damn, taco meat freak!"

by Jonathan January 27, 2004

weiner show

Exposing the weiner in public.
Sex
Foreplay
A way of getting someones attention

Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"

by jonathan May 13, 2005

black and mild

Middleton's finest tobacco product. A cigar that is convenient in all situations.

Shortened: a blackie

"Dude, where's the blackies, i need a buzz?"

by Jonathan March 13, 2005