Jonathan's definitions

Freak den

An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.

I wouldn't go to that bar if they were handing out free beer! It's a freak den!

Man, Harvard Square is such a free den.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 11, 2003

rewie

The Define God

You: Rewie!
Stupid Kid: Who?
You: REWIE!!!!!!
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May Rewie Bless You

by Jonathan January 19, 2004

Nobo

the art of being a total dumbass one who knows nothing about anything

Nicholas you stupid nobo

by Jonathan March 28, 2005

boyakasha

boyakasha is a word ALI-G says when he meets people!

Boyakasha people! Are you gay or something???

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

Chinstrap

When one is inducing orgasm using the art of titty F*cking the final "blow" is produced by extreme pressure causing the seminal fluid to spread across the partners chin causing a "strap" affect.

Other known uses:

1.That guy is such a chinstrap.

2. I just wen skiing on chinstrap mountain.

by Jonathan April 22, 2005

butchers

a place where they chop up dead animals

i'm going to get some beef from the butchers

by Jonathan November 20, 2003