Jonathan's definitions

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

Pooya-Pooya

Verb: To increase to or surpass the set speed limit on a highway or road.

You need to "Pooya-Pooya!"

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

misch

misch: noun. A kid who is always cool and really funny. The kid may have friends who think they can beat-box and dance, but really can't. The typical misch doesn't let such people bother them.

Jonathan is such a misch

by Jonathan December 16, 2004

Stuffla

Stuffla is a condition of complete randomosity in a person that results in madness

Hola Stuffla Batman!

by Jonathan March 15, 2003

desert

commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.

I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.

by jonathan May 1, 2004

silverhootowl

A silverhootowl is a game old bird, mostly found in the backwoods of Missouri. They are known for their distinctive call. The only way to catch them is to clamp down on their muffler, which stops them dragging on the road. They have been seen as far afield as California and they fly to Hot Springs once a year for hibernation purposes.

Wow! Was that a silverhootowl that he saw? Yes it was, the distinctive muffler could be seen.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.

I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!

by Jonathan January 13, 2005