Jonathan's definitions

starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.

I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Plane-labeller

1)Someone who labels planes.

"My cousin Jeff wants to end it, because he's just a crappy plane-labeller."

A man who labels planes is a plane-labeller.

by jonathan November 19, 2002

baddiel

Baddiel is a term given for a very unfunny comedian or one who believes he/she is funny but really isn't.

We all piled into the minivan and made our way to Bracknell to see Donna McPhail doing stand-up. At one point during her act, she asked if there was a doctor in the house. There was. He replied "Yes, now tell me if there is a comedian?" She was sooo bad she was a Baddiel.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

SDG

single digit great-when a person gets a single digit amount of greats on a song of DDR

i got a sdg on max 300 only 8 of them...thats frickin amazing!

by Jonathan April 25, 2004

rbk

rbk
real blood killas

i got dem new reeboks (rbk), real blood killas

by Jonathan March 20, 2004

buttsausage

Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.

The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.

by Jonathan October 4, 2004

fouf

foufoune shortened into fouf, a slang french word for pussy

je lui lecherais bien la fouf

by jonathan April 25, 2005