Jonathan's definitions

The TU Plastics

skanky blonde Trojan cheerleaders, refuse to walk anywhere, all hook up with the same people and practice on each other, suck at cheerleading and only do it to get some ass, which they do on a regular basis b.c they are all WHORES!

Ashley, Mandy, Lindsay, Jenny

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

Pooya-Pooya

Verb: To increase to or surpass the set speed limit on a highway or road.

You need to "Pooya-Pooya!"

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

kate sip

To take a fake sip of alcohol and then prouncing to everyone that, "Im sooooo wasted!"

Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!

by Jonathan June 18, 2006

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

misch

misch: noun. A kid who is always cool and really funny. The kid may have friends who think they can beat-box and dance, but really can't. The typical misch doesn't let such people bother them.

Jonathan is such a misch

by Jonathan December 16, 2004

T-Virus

The 'T-virus', which stands for 'Tyrant-virus', is an RNA virus developed by the international pharmaceutical company Umbrella. It was created for use in the development of 'Human biological weapons', better known as zombies. By using it to mutate a victim's genes while also adding the DNA of an amphibian, the 'Fighting biological weapon', known as the Hunter, was also created. An even deadlier 'Fighting biological weapon', called the Tyrant, can be made by injecting the 'T-virus' into a perfectly compatible host.

Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.

All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.

The 'T-virus' was responsible for the outbreak of mutants in and near Raccoon city in 1998.

by Jonathan December 26, 2003

Hyna

A ghetto, hispanic hot chick that looks like she rolls with some gangsters, but doesn't.

fuck there's hynas everywhere, shit someone heard me, run!!!!!!!

by jonathan December 23, 2003