Jonathan's definitions

Stuponfucious

The state of...you know..induced by...thinking something is..is..awesome.

1.Hey dude, that turtleneck sweater is stuponfucious!
2. What a utterly stuponfucious rubber duck!

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

butchers

a place where they chop up dead animals

i'm going to get some beef from the butchers

by Jonathan November 20, 2003

will ferrell

the sexiest man alive, fuck johnny depp

i'd go gay for will ferrell

by jonathan April 24, 2005

Off The Rocks

cool, phat, "hip", fashionable, (see of the chain/hook)

Yo0 this party's Off The Rocks!!
This Shirt's Off The Rocks!
Yea, its Off The Rocks
(Note: used as off the chain/hook,etc.

by Jonathan October 6, 2003

bagger

Is short for the commonly used term,dousche bag, or someone who is a terrible person, and who everyone thinks should be kicked in the balls, or punched directly in the ovary.

Man, those librarians are such baggers. I think that one should be punched in the ovary.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.

Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

Chinstrap

When one is inducing orgasm using the art of titty F*cking the final "blow" is produced by extreme pressure causing the seminal fluid to spread across the partners chin causing a "strap" affect.

Other known uses:

1.That guy is such a chinstrap.

2. I just wen skiing on chinstrap mountain.

by Jonathan April 22, 2005