Jonathan's definitions

scrud

A girl that looks good from far away, but when up close looks really ugly.

whoa did you see that chick right now, what a scrud.

by Jonathan July 1, 2003

volume

base x width x height

Why should i care?

by Jonathan July 24, 2003

starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.

I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

rbk

rbk
real blood killas

i got dem new reeboks (rbk), real blood killas

by Jonathan March 20, 2004

jonty

king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.

Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him

by jonathan May 14, 2003

fwah

shit, poop, caca, #2, etc..

Man! That burrito really made me have to go fwah!!!

by Jonathan August 29, 2002

fo shizzle dizzle

for sure dog
-dog meanign buddy

-you wanna smack that crack ho for taking my money?
-fo shizzle dizzle

by jonathan November 21, 2003