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M.O.B

Money over Bitches aka members of the block aka money off the books aka money over bullshit.
Your money is your currency, your niggaz,family, education.anything that deals wit sucess. a bitch is anyone or thing that gets in the way of that. mob 4 life ,from da southside 2 h-block n all da way 2 baisley projects.
by Jonathan November 27, 2003
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bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.
The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
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sorta kinda

"kinda sorta" backwards. It has the same meaning, but sounds worse.
-Having a Good Day?

-Meh... (kinda sorta/sorta kinda)
by Jonathan December 2, 2004
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Plane-labeller

"My cousin Jeff wants to end it, because he's just a crappy plane-labeller."

A man who labels planes is a plane-labeller.
by jonathan November 19, 2002
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fwah

shit, poop, caca, #2, etc..
Man! That burrito really made me have to go fwah!!!
by Jonathan August 29, 2002
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jewdar

The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.
You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.
by Jonathan January 18, 2004
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The TU Plastics

skanky blonde Trojan cheerleaders, refuse to walk anywhere, all hook up with the same people and practice on each other, suck at cheerleading and only do it to get some ass, which they do on a regular basis b.c they are all WHORES!
by Jonathan December 13, 2004
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