Jonathan's definitions

bagger

Is short for the commonly used term,dousche bag, or someone who is a terrible person, and who everyone thinks should be kicked in the balls, or punched directly in the ovary.

Man, those librarians are such baggers. I think that one should be punched in the ovary.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by Jonathan May 7, 2004

thierry henry

A French Footballer who also plays for Arsenal. He is also the best soccer player in the world right now. Hat Trick today against Bayern Munich.

I hope someday I will be as good as Thierry Henry

by Jonathan May 13, 2005

boyakasha

boyakasha is a word ALI-G says when he meets people!

Boyakasha people! Are you gay or something???

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

Off The Rocks

cool, phat, "hip", fashionable, (see of the chain/hook)

Yo0 this party's Off The Rocks!!
This Shirt's Off The Rocks!
Yea, its Off The Rocks
(Note: used as off the chain/hook,etc.

by Jonathan October 6, 2003

jonty

king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.

Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him

by jonathan May 14, 2003

Squits

Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known.

He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....

His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.

by Jonathan June 21, 2004