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134 definitions by Jonathan

An act in witch a person sucks a man's penis.
Billy shure loves Smoking cock!
by Jonathan December 09, 2003
Exposing the weiner in public.
A way of getting someones attention
Jon did the weiner show at Mickeys last weekend.

"Hey sweetcakes, can I have the weiner show now?"
by jonathan March 06, 2005
The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.
The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
someone that steals a car from someone,Also known as a game 'Grand Theft Auto:Vice City' and other series
car owner:OMG, HE STOLE MY CAR!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!
by Jonathan March 06, 2004
The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.
You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.
by Jonathan January 18, 2004
misch: noun. A kid who is always cool and really funny. The kid may have friends who think they can beat-box and dance, but really can't. The typical misch doesn't let such people bother them.
Jonathan is such a misch
by Jonathan December 16, 2004
Gotta go make a doody. In the toilet
Andrew brb(be right back) ggmad.
by Jonathan August 15, 2004