27 definitions by Johnny Davison

Rick: What the heck were you thinking?
Frank: I know man, I really Fux'd up.
Rick: you know she's no good for you.
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Dad: Go grab my hammer boy.
Son: Okay.... * falls off the house*
Dad: How the heck did you manage to break your leg?
Son: I fux'd up dad, I should have walked across the roof instead I ran.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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Looking for reefer that doesn't exist because one had already smoked it all will cause madness.
1. Jim smoked all of my reefer, now I'm pretty mad at him!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
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A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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1. A Mistake
2. A Accident

3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.
1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Figure 1
Employee: What? I'm fired?

Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!

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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!
by Johnny Davison March 31, 2010
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Opposite of the future, A place where you lock memories away.
Riely: Have you talked to your ex lately?
Brett: No, she's long gone in The Past, and that's where she will stay.

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Kyle: Remember the fifth grade?
Mark: Some pretty wicked times eh?
Kyle: To bad we cant travel back to the past!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
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Tim: Last night was a blast man, you should have come with!
Eric:What was so fun about it?
Tim: Me and the boys went out hoofing.
Eric: why are you guys always beating up people?
Tim: We like to scrap I guess.
by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010
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