7 definitions by John E.

Road Pop

A drink that you consume on the road home after a liquor run.

Hey, why don't you buy me a Blue Bull road pop for the way home?

by John E. November 13, 2002

hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

Your mom gives great hummers.

by John E. November 13, 2002

Turtleneck

An uncircumsized penis.

She took one look at his turtleneck and screamed.

by John E. November 13, 2002

The Shits

1. Diarhea.
2. Unusually fluid feces.

"I ate some Indian food and got the shits"

by John E. October 11, 2004

Duce Duce

A twenty-two ounce can of beer.

Dude, while you're in there, pick me up a Duce-Duce as a road pop!

by John E. November 13, 2002

Balls

an exclamation, damn

Balls man! I almost had an accident!

by John E. November 13, 2002

Alkie

An alcoholic

I don't want to go to meetings! I'm no fucking alkie!

by John E. November 13, 2002