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frosty satsuma 

freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.
i gave my girl a "frosty satsuma" with some dasani.
frosty satsuma by d stizzle September 5, 2009
A delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.
Mwahaha... I stole all the satsumas from the box! Too bad, I don't want to end up like my friend who ate a whole box... she now thinks she's "allergic" to citrus. Whatever.
satsuma by RoseThourne November 16, 2006
Someone dropped an arrow out of a plane and it nailed my friend in the eye and it was extremely sawsome!
sawsome by Dan The Male June 16, 2008

Satsuma fart 

A fart that makes you want a satsuma
The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange
Satsuma fart by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018
A female layerd in fake tan who is also rather on the obese side (a fat orange slaaag).
I was rolling with swanny and the rest of the 313 smackin up some bitches when we saw some Phat ass Satsumos
Satsumo by Ruess August 30, 2009
Good ass smartphone peter than apple
Fuck that appple shit
Some are waterproof alot of storage

Samsumg is a smartphone from ios