destructoporn

Any visual medium depicting the destruction of something for the sake of exploiting the situation rather than documenting it.
Stop taking photos of Astroland Amusement Park being dismantled; it's just destructoporn!
by Jim Fear April 06, 2009
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stupid loud

Something so loud that defies any sort of good explanation as to why it has to be that loud.

The term can can be used in a couple of situations with different connotations:

1. When someone or something is very loud when they/it does not need to be. Similar to needlessly loud.

2. To describe a thing that naturally has a very, very high decibel level.
1. SHUTUP! You're talking so stupid loud that I can't even think!

1a. Why do you have the TV on so stupid loud? You can hear it from across the damn street!

2. Holy shit, lightning struck the tree in our yard last night and the thunder was stupid loud!
by Jim Fear April 26, 2009
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cave cricket

The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.
OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!
by Jim Fear April 17, 2009
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//roll

The text command to roll the dice in an AIM chatroom.

Once entered the default two, 6 sided virtual dice will be 'thrown' and your roll will be displayed within the chatroom.

You can also add arguements to //roll like //roll-dice15-sides999 to roll 15 dice with 999 sides.

//roll Can be used as a game or to annoy other chatroom users.
JimFear: //roll

OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 6

JimFear: //roll-dice3-sides999

OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 3 999-sided dice: 587 671 18

JimFear: //roll-dice1-sides2

OnlineHost: JimFear rolled 1 2-sided die: 2

ChatRoomGuy1: STOP DAT SHIT!!!11!!1!!
by Jim Fear April 19, 2009
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Mets

A team with the most loyal fans in baseball.
JimFear Sept. 2008: "I'M BECOMING A RED SOX FAN, SCREW THIS DAMN TEAM!"

JimFear Apr. 2009: "LETS GO METS! LETS GO METS!!"

- continue year after year
by Jim Fear May 01, 2009
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Shako

Short for the "Harlequin Crest," a unique item in Diablo II. The term 'shako' comes from the name of its base item, a shako helm (elite quality cap.)

The stats are in the previous definition.
Aw shit! I got tricked by the Shako bait and switch trade! Should have known...
by Jim Fear April 29, 2009
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snorgtees chick

One of the several chicks that model the snorgtees shirts. Some are hot, some are not, and one has tits the size of beach balls.
Look at the tits on that snorgtees chick! I bet she could smother someone with those!
by Jim Fear May 27, 2010
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