Jim Fear's definitions

cave cricket

The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.

OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!

by Jim Fear April 17, 2009

destructoporn

Any visual medium depicting the destruction of something for the sake of exploiting the situation rather than documenting it.

Stop taking photos of Astroland Amusement Park being dismantled; it's just destructoporn!

by Jim Fear April 6, 2009

imac

A computer made by Apple

Pros:
- Looks nice
- Performs well
- Great for work related tasks

Cons:
- Less customizable than a PC
- Expensive to repair (ex. you can't just pop it open and toss a stock hard drive in there if it dies!)

iMac = good work computer
PC = good home computer

by Jim Fear April 25, 2009

stupid loud

Something so loud that defies any sort of good explanation as to why it has to be that loud.

The term can can be used in a couple of situations with different connotations:

1. When someone or something is very loud when they/it does not need to be. Similar to needlessly loud.

2. To describe a thing that naturally has a very, very high decibel level.

1. SHUTUP! You're talking so stupid loud that I can't even think!

1a. Why do you have the TV on so stupid loud? You can hear it from across the damn street!

2. Holy shit, lightning struck the tree in our yard last night and the thunder was stupid loud!

by Jim Fear April 26, 2009

{

1. A left brace.

2. A curvy ass bracket.

3. A character you never use unless making a smiley.

4. A character that will fuck everything up if you leave it out of a CSS document.

5. Alfred Hitchcock's outline looking left

1. { (what the fuck is there to say?)

2. { { { { (look at it shimmer...)

3. :-{ = worried! ({}) = look it up

4. div.jim background: #fff;} (fucked it up; no '{' in front of 'background'!)

5. "Always make the audience suffer as much as possible." {

by Jim Fear April 24, 2009

Methodus Toolz

A series of programs for AOL made by two hackers named ChiefDreegFleer and Jump0ffabuilding and distributed via their (now defunct) site Methodus2000.com. The program was made primarily to fuck with people in chatrooms, through e-mail, and over AIM.

Methodus Toolz contained e-mail bombing capabilities, auto chat scripts, text color faders, and even a phishing e-mail generator among the plethora of other tools.

It was the ultimate tool for AOL script kiddies until AOL started banning users for deploying it in chatrooms.

JimFear: ..,,;;:::Methodus Toolz 2.0:::;;,,..

ChatGuy1: oh dammit...not another guy with methodus. report him!

ChatGuy2: lol run the Safty Swim chat script jim!!1!11!!

by Jim Fear April 23, 2009

Mets

A team with the most loyal fans in baseball.

JimFear Sept. 2008: "I'M BECOMING A RED SOX FAN, SCREW THIS DAMN TEAM!"

JimFear Apr. 2009: "LETS GO METS! LETS GO METS!!"

- continue year after year

by Jim Fear May 1, 2009