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Clankster

A person who is increadibly clanky.
The Clankster clanked it up
by Jess January 8, 2005
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gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?
Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.
by Jess February 15, 2005
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Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
by Jess October 20, 2003
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geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.
My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.
by Jess October 20, 2003
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Jersey salute

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language
by Jess February 27, 2005
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what'ago

Texan for "before"
"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.
by jess February 1, 2004
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unmod

The best part of Kraptastica, imho.
Unmod is a good place to post threads about nothing.
by Jess April 25, 2004
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