Jess's definitions
That girl's name should be smuttonchops
by Jess December 1, 2003
Get the smuttonchopsmug. The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.
Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?
One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?
Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?
One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?
Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.
by Jess February 15, 2005
Get the gun controlmug. A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.
My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!
I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.
I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.
by Jess October 20, 2003
Get the geekgasmmug. As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language
by Jess February 27, 2005
Get the Jersey salutemug. the ultimate insult; cannot be topped or overcome; literal meaning is "Your face is a permanent mess, unlike mine"
Jane: Have you seen my favorite sweater?
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!
by Jess March 29, 2004
Get the fleavamug. 
when different girls each put on different color lipsticks and suck a guys dick and leavs a mark of the lipstick color on it
by Jess November 14, 2003
Get the rainbowingmug.