Jess's definitions

infinite loop

word used by an immigrant c++ teacher.

"Your stupid actions are driving me into an infinite loop."

by Jess May 19, 2003

Modest Mouse

An indie band made up of Isaac Brock the lead singer, Eric Judy the bassist, and Jeremiah Green the drummer. They've released four albums: This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About, The Lonesome Crowded West, The Moon and Antarctica, and Good News For People Who Love Bad News. They're an amazing band because of their quirky lyrics that somehow make sense in the end.

The track 3rd Planet off the Moon and Antarctica album was a great opener

by Jess April 7, 2005

O. Henry-esque

Having qualities similar to the writing of O. Henry, especially containing an ironic twist ending.

"The Village" had a very O. Henry-esque ending.

by Jess August 24, 2004

urglegurk

A word to say when you are stupidly bored...

*deafening silence*
person: Urglegurk
everyone: LAUGHS

by Jess August 30, 2004

gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?

Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.

by Jess February 15, 2005

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

by Jess October 20, 2003

what'ago

Texan for "before"

"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.

by jess February 1, 2004