Jess's definitions

Boofus

A female who thinks that she is more attractive than she actually is.
A girl that thinks she is hot shit. Often has large breasts. Can be shortened to "boof."

Sally has the misconception that she is god's gift to the earth. What a Boofus.

by Jess January 20, 2005

Jhonen Vasquez

The meaning of life.

He was going to kill himself, but then he recalled Jhonen Vasquez and opted to stay awhile.

by jess January 11, 2004

urglegurk

A word to say when you are stupidly bored...

*deafening silence*
person: Urglegurk
everyone: LAUGHS

by Jess August 30, 2004

tynan

"lovable, caring, something"

hey look its lots of nice stuff

by jess May 17, 2004

Chuck Taylors

A pair of Converse shoes that have a flat rubber sole. They come in either high top or low top, and the low tops are a little bit cheaper than the high tops. They also wear down quickly. Just cause they're worn by somebody, it doesn't make them a poseur, goth, or whatever. They're just a pair of shoes.

"Chucks are old-school, but now they're turning into more of a trend"

by Jess April 7, 2005

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

cuntsponge

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.

by Jess November 30, 2003