Jess's definitions
A pair of Converse shoes that have a flat rubber sole. They come in either high top or low top, and the low tops are a little bit cheaper than the high tops. They also wear down quickly. Just cause they're worn by somebody, it doesn't make them a poseur, goth, or whatever. They're just a pair of shoes.
by Jess April 7, 2005

the ultimate insult; cannot be topped or overcome; literal meaning is "Your face is a permanent mess, unlike mine"
Jane: Have you seen my favorite sweater?
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!
by Jess March 29, 2004

by jess April 3, 2003

by Jess February 24, 2004

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.
mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head
by jess June 11, 2006

a pair of women's pants, but called girl pants because a man is wearing them. A typical fashion of metrosexuals.
by Jess December 27, 2003
