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Arizona

1) State in the USA
2) Mid-grade weed
1)Arizona is a wack state.
2)I just copped 3 grams of that Mid- Ari!!
by JeReMy January 9, 2005
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windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.
GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!
by Jeremy November 26, 2004
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Grapico

Grape soda that is of superb taste.
That GRAPICO was so FUCKING awesome!
by Jeremy November 26, 2004
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car hoe

Chicks who don't have their lisences or minta cars so they jus think they're the shyte riding round with guys who have both of the aformentioned. Usually of the skank variety.
"Dude look at that phat Rota!"
"Yeah shame about the car hoes in the back!"
by Jeremy June 3, 2004
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ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.
gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)
by jeRemy May 4, 2003
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gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.
cher is the goddess of the gaymafia
by Jeremy November 13, 2003
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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 2, 2004
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