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Chicks who don't have their lisences or minta cars so they jus think they're the shyte riding round with guys who have both of the aformentioned. Usually of the skank variety.
by Jeremy June 3, 2004
Get the car hoe mug.1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 2, 2004
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