Jeremy's definitions

irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.

Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.

by Jeremy July 25, 2004

ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

jafaken

Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia

For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

Coonpoon

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.

Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!

by Jeremy May 13, 2005

Morocco

The best damn country in the world. MOROCCAN MAFIA fo' life.

Moroccan Mafia Gangsta: wanna fuck up some persian guys
Other Moroccan gangsta: Fo SHo

by Jeremy June 22, 2004

Arizona

1) State in the USA
2) Mid-grade weed

1)Arizona is a wack state.
2)I just copped 3 grams of that Mid- Ari!!

by JeReMy January 9, 2005

windowsreallypissesmeoff

When your os (operating system) is windows, and it shuts down on you when you are doing something really important.

GOD DAMNIT!! Windows just windowsreallypissesmeoffed!

by Jeremy November 26, 2004