215 definitions by Jeremy

home of the hottest females in the nation. Best football state. Shitty educational system. Constant recipient of stupid hick jokes by people who have no clue what they're talking about and have never so much as kissed a female.
by Jeremy September 01, 2003

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adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome
Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!
by Jeremy January 25, 2004

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To masturbate, usually done by a male, in a public place. In commmemoration of a guy I knew who got caught whacking off in the bathroom. Enough Said.
Hells yeah! Joshin' it up is freakin' awesome!
by Jeremy April 18, 2005

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Hang on getting more pringles
Pringles own you, sucka.
by Jeremy July 16, 2004

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Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia
For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!
by Jeremy November 26, 2003

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short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.
She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.
by Jeremy June 11, 2003

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A vaginal gust of air
I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard
by Jeremy April 04, 2003

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