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insomniac 

Those who claim to be an insomniac largely fall into two distinct categories.
Firstly, those who are genuinely and tragically afflicted by the inability to sleep.

Secondly, the fucking idiot emo wannabes who simply stay up past their bed time whining on myspace rather than actually trying to sleep.

Around 99% of all teenagers who claim to have insomnia are lying, attention seeking fucksticks who are so uninteresting, they have to make up something like insomnia to give them some kind of "edge".

Most people with insomnia will not discuss it as lightly as those people who fake it.
Friend: Where were you this morning?
Genuine sufferer: Sorry, I couldn't sleep.

AS OPPOSED TO

Friend: Where were you this morning?
Emo Twat: Dude I'm a fucking insomniac, I can't fall asleep until like 4am every night. It's so lonely, and yet beautiful at that time, I just feel so at peace with the world.... oh yeah, here, I wrote this poetry for you.
insomniac by Squiff March 9, 2007

Insomniac 

1) A person that suffers from the sleeping disorder insomnia
2) Green Day's fourth LP, released after Dookie. A spectacular album that's as underrated as Dookie is overrated. Insomniac does not completely have the fun, don't-give-a-fuck-about-the world sound that Dookie does (for example : track no. 8, Panic Song, is about bassist Mike Dirnt's panic attacks)
This album should be owned (or listened to) by anyone that considers themself a Green Day fan. You won't be disappointed. If Insomniac isn't as good as Dookie then it's better.
And this is coming from someone who's favorite Green Day album is Dookie.
Recommended tracks on Insomniac are #9 and #14.
Insomniac by You Heard It From Me August 23, 2006

insomniac 

i cant sleep, i must be an insomniac
insomniac by DJCoBear March 9, 2003

insomniac 

A person who suffers from lack of sleep/restlessness. Can be perpetuated from caffeine consumption and web development/programming. Insomniacs are also known to have issues with depression, alienation, isolation, and anti-socialization.
insomniac by Richard Robinson December 30, 2005

insomniac 

A cd by green day that contains hits like Brain Stew/Jaded, Geek Stink Breath, and Walking contradiction.

Also a person who has a sleeping disorder known as insomnia. I have insomnia and i only get a little more than an hour of sleep a night.
Im having trouble trying to sleep
Im counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by, still i try...
*then later in song*
My mind is set on overdrive
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense is dulled
Passed the point of delerium
-Brain Stew-Green Day

I thot that was appropriate since thats what insomniacs do...and since it is on the green day cd insomniac!
insomniac by Ka August 27, 2004

insomniac 

Show on Comedy Central starring Dave Attel getting drunk off his ass late at night.
insomniac by DANfan May 8, 2003