Jeremy's definitions
A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.
by Jeremy December 8, 2004
Get the turd burgermug. I. the result of a sexual act which happens when a woman is licking a guys genitals, and he defecates in her mouth and kicks her in the chest at the same time, forcing her to inhale.
II. a stupid person.
II. a stupid person.
"d00d, me and that girl had sex last night, i gave her a f**kin dumplung, man!"
"that guy is such a dumplung."
"that guy is such a dumplung."
by jeremy January 14, 2004
Get the dumplungmug. 
An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
by Jeremy March 31, 2005
Get the Christmas Partymug. by jeremy February 6, 2003
Get the boof dee doomug. by Jeremy November 24, 2003
Get the San Marcosmug.