Jeremy's definitions

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

reventaro una tuerca en su ojo

I will bust a nut in your eye

Yo reventaro una tuerca en su ojo puta

by jeremy May 11, 2004

out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

ieatalottavagina

Haha. The word is self explanitory.

See pussy or vagina

Oh man i eatalottavagina.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

pop rock

Another name for receving head.
taken from a story in a book about a guy getting head from a girl with pop rocks in her mouth. You don't have to have the pop rocks in your mouth when you do it....especially if you're blonde, cuz blondes are good at it anyway

Me: Earin and i just pop rocked...she said she didn't know what she was doing, but man!, it was the best ever. I think she says she doesn't know what she's doing just to trick me...but then she just attacks with good-ness.

You: I wish my g/f would pop rock.

Me: Sucks for you dude. My girl is so great.

by Jeremy October 12, 2004

Yosh

A word derived from the motherland of Poland and now used commonly in the northeastern part of the United States and Canada.It is used in context with Polish people and roundheads. Can also be found as a prefix to Mosh. (YosheeMosh)

I have mosh, you love yosh, a shnagga doan-ah!

hey look! its R-Yosh!

by jeremy June 2, 2004