Jeff's definitions

teh 1337 sauce

Meaning the coolest or the best.

"this pizza is teh 1337 sauce"

by Jeff April 9, 2005

duff

Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.

1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.

by Jeff October 21, 2004

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

Vilkata

A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion.

Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt.

by Jeff April 6, 2005

flungacha

A person who consumes his own fecal matter.

Verb : That shit eater flungachas all day

Noun : Don't eat that shitwhat are you a flungacha

by Jeff November 9, 2003

Bnadwiched

To be krashed by the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad from all sides.

Oh man did that CSC180 lecture ever get bnadwiched! Good idea going in both entrances.

by Jeff January 17, 2004

apcn

Ass Packing Camper Noob

OMFG you APCN

by Jeff April 11, 2004