Jeff's definitions

pwned

someone or something having total domination over an object

(Jail shower scene)
Dood, i dropped the soap and then i was pwned.

by Jeff January 3, 2007

ronnie

slang term for heroin

"i just bought a gram of that ronnie and now i'm nodding out. i think i'm gonna puke."

by jeff August 11, 2008

guah

The sound one makes when being pushed out a car.

"Guah!"

by Jeff April 30, 2003

hribkoweed

only made by evil mr. hribko

i smoked hribko weed in the woods

by Jeff November 7, 2003

hairy jungle of love

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch

I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while

by jeff December 11, 2003

pusswad

A guy who is a vagina, or pussy if you will.

Yo, Murph is such a pusswad.

by Jeff May 15, 2004

coug

A put down for older women who have a bad sense of style and go to bars looking for younger men. Short for cougar.

Check out the cougs that just walked in.

by Jeff May 7, 2005