Jeff's definitions

!

n. Symbol appearing (usually above one's head) when an unwelcomed outside party is seen.

When red, unwelcomed party will be pursued.

When yellow, odd noise or object will be investegated.

!
What was that sound?
!
I see him/her! It's the enemy!

by Jeff February 18, 2004

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 9, 2003

dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

by jeff February 24, 2003

Llama Dominatrix

Someone who derives pleasure from dominating a Llama (see ocotpod's definition)

See also Apologenetic

Sara is a Llama Dominatrix. She controls llamas for whatever means she sees fit.

by Jeff March 19, 2004

on one

horny randy upforit madforit gaggingforit right-on-it etcetc

see above

by jeff May 4, 2003

Chode

According to Chambers dictionary:

1: past tense of the verb: to chide
2: A person who 'chides' - and a quarrelsome person (i.e. all yopu lot that are arguing about whether its the skin between your anus and balls or whether its a cock thats wider than it is long)
Anyway sounds good as an insult.

Quit arguing chodes

by Jeff May 18, 2003

kickwhore

one who is constantly kicked in an IRC channel for no real reason

<Muurn> i'm such a kickwhore

by jeff February 10, 2003