Jeff's definitions

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.

I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.

by Jeff October 27, 2004

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

ream

The word ream is derived from the egyptians, it is believed to mean a whale's vagina.

The actual definition is: To completely dominate or own somebody beyond belief.

"Damn i totally REAMED you in that race the other day" or "I reamed that guy in a fight"

by Jeff March 1, 2005

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 9, 2003

beff

This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.

A penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that guys beff, its like a pancake dick.

by Jeff November 9, 2003

Chode

According to Chambers dictionary:

1: past tense of the verb: to chide
2: A person who 'chides' - and a quarrelsome person (i.e. all yopu lot that are arguing about whether its the skin between your anus and balls or whether its a cock thats wider than it is long)
Anyway sounds good as an insult.

Quit arguing chodes

by Jeff May 18, 2003

kickwhore

one who is constantly kicked in an IRC channel for no real reason

<Muurn> i'm such a kickwhore

by jeff February 10, 2003