Jeff's definitions

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

stupid

Being highly intoxicated and/or acting wild and uninhibited.

We went to Cancun for spring break and just got STUPID.

by jeff March 21, 2004

down b

To give someone a sweet uppercut (in the style of Mortal Kombat.)

Yo, dawg, Plaks is such an asshole; so I gave him a down b and knocked his monkey ass down!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

towardex

High Quality Service. Top of the line Hosting, and amazing customer service.

God Damn, Towardex makes my day.

by Jeff May 3, 2003

Chub-Chub

The act of sneezing into anothers anus.

Dad: Time for chub-chubs Russel!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

ubuu

a donkey rapist

dude you're such an ubuu

by Jeff February 10, 2003

woober

A word that should be used for population control. If someone makes cute names for their boyfriend they should be given herpes, via e-mail.

1. Oh god, she said it... 'woober' I think I'm going to vomit up my partially digested food.
2. "my boyfriend is suuuch a 'woober'" *giggle giggle snort* "that's fucking it, here you go:" gherpes.exe

by Jeff October 26, 2004