409 definitions by Jeff

Meaning the coolest or the best.
"this pizza is teh 1337 sauce"
by Jeff April 09, 2005

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A euphanism for sex. It is intended to be comical.
"Tell her that you've been dying to get in her pants and that you will pay her for hot sechs."
by Jeff October 15, 2003

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The road. The street.
Street racers use this word for coolness.
Lets do this thing, 2 large on the blacktop Yite!!!
by Jeff July 22, 2003

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Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.
When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.
by Jeff December 30, 2004

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slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"
That man has a huge backyard; his tailor must be rich!
by Jeff July 24, 2003

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OTC drug that will make you really scared and jumpy. Things will "jump" out at you around corners and make you jump like dhjfjhsd. You also see things in the corner of your eyes and when you look nothing is there. You can also watch TV while it is off, hear noises, listen to people speak in different languages, and say weird things that make so much sense at the time, but later you will be like wtf (if you even remember that is).

Basically you will want to go under the covers and hide and wish it was all over. It seems like it would be fun, but it def. is not.

You may have severe case of cotton mouth after the trip, so drink lots of water. You might also get lightheaded on random occasions for the next couple of months, too
I looked at the top of the stairs and even though my friend was about 30 feet away I got so scared and practically had a heart attack.
by Jeff January 11, 2005

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The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.
After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.
by Jeff February 12, 2004

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