Jeff's definitions

emu

a Kevinism. n. an emo

Dude that guys a fuckin emu.

by Jeff November 9, 2004

deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.

"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"

by Jeff May 26, 2004

Mudpack

Fecal matter smeared around the anus preventing further matter from passing.

jaay woke up one day with such a seriuos mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure causing his eyes to tear up.

by Jeff September 14, 2003

Klocek Syndrome

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

by Jeff March 26, 2005

Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003

boontang

A homosexual man’s derogatory term for the brown love hole (aka: anus; rectum; wormhole). Boontang is a modification from the Latin word “Poontang” and is influenced by the recent “Politically Correct” movement.

Patrick: “Wow, look at that meat popsicle!”
Gerald: “I’ll tell you what; I would tongue his boontang for $2.”

by Jeff April 5, 2005

hambone

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

by Jeff May 13, 2005