Jeff's definitions

Scheldruped

To expierience a being of higher knowledge that will not only tell you what and how to do it, but show you how to do it.

I was working on an e-mail syncronization issue when I got stuck but i was Scheldruped

by Jeff March 25, 2004

woober

A word that should be used for population control. If someone makes cute names for their boyfriend they should be given herpes, via e-mail.

1. Oh god, she said it... 'woober' I think I'm going to vomit up my partially digested food.
2. "my boyfriend is suuuch a 'woober'" *giggle giggle snort* "that's fucking it, here you go:" gherpes.exe

by Jeff October 26, 2004

cmptrnrd16

A prestiges internet user. Has his own blog and frequents the TeamXbox message board where he has built up fame, trust, and a small following of loyal followers.

trust me, cmptrnrd16 is cool.

by Jeff January 6, 2004

lat

one who keeps a private stash of natalie portman porn and refuses to share with anyone

by Jeff February 10, 2003

stinkypussy

Something that stinks of rotting human carcasas, cheetos, and toejam all rolled up and crammed between two pieces of roast beef.

That two dollar hoe had a stinkypussy.

by Jeff January 27, 2005

fucamonk

a word u say when ur mad

(I fell off my bike)..... fucamonk

by Jeff November 7, 2003

ubuu

a donkey rapist

dude you're such an ubuu

by Jeff February 10, 2003