Jeff's definitions

Pawnch

v. A very powerful punch; usually used against Jeep vehicles and dinosaurs.

"Chaz just totallyed PAWNCHED that triceratops."

by Jeff February 18, 2004

Mudpack

Fecal matter smeared around the anus preventing further matter from passing.

jaay woke up one day with such a seriuos mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure causing his eyes to tear up.

by Jeff September 14, 2003

fat boy

Someone who just eats constantly everyday and never excersises or does shit about it

Brian, Milton, and Andy are fat boys but PABLO IS ONE FAT BITCH!!!

by Jeff June 28, 2004

the Vern

Refering to the 2nd main campus at GWU.

"-Dude I got fucked this year for housing, i'm in the shenley
-Thats nothing, they booted my ass to the vern."

by Jeff May 13, 2005

Chub-Chub

The act of sneezing into anothers anus.

Dad: Time for chub-chubs Russel!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

towardex

High Quality Service. Top of the line Hosting, and amazing customer service.

God Damn, Towardex makes my day.

by Jeff May 3, 2003

doggie

mans best friend

I love my doggie

by Jeff November 28, 2003