Jeff's definitions

coal train

a black person

Bill Cosby

by jeff September 5, 2003

Klocek Syndrome

Function: noun
1. To place undue blame on others
2. When a comedian blames a former audience for not getting a joke due to unsophistication, when actually it wasn't funny in the first place.
Etymology: Joe Klocek, a bitter, unfunny San Francisco comic (circa 2004)
"to Klocek" verb

"Don't try to Klocek this off on someone else, it was your screw-up."

by Jeff March 26, 2005

pubeknot

the tangling of hair in the genital region

darling, theres a pubeknot on my sack

by jeff January 7, 2005

Spatulation

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.

I can spatualt 5 times an hour.

by Jeff June 12, 2003

Shake and Blake

New Jersey's premier flag football team.

Explosive offense, stifling defense? Only one team comes to mind - Shake and Blake!

by Jeff May 15, 2003

Pawnch

v. A very powerful punch; usually used against Jeep vehicles and dinosaurs.

"Chaz just totallyed PAWNCHED that triceratops."

by Jeff February 18, 2004

gruntwork

(adj): any type of labor that requires little to no training.
Simple work easy tasks, ETC


see also: grunt

Person A: I always get stuck doing the gruntwork!

Person B: What do you expect for minimum wage?

by Jeff May 18, 2005