Jeff's definitions
A word that should be used for population control. If someone makes cute names for their boyfriend they should be given herpes, via e-mail.
1. Oh god, she said it... 'woober' I think I'm going to vomit up my partially digested food.
2. "my boyfriend is suuuch a 'woober'" *giggle giggle snort* "that's fucking it, here you go:" gherpes.exe
2. "my boyfriend is suuuch a 'woober'" *giggle giggle snort* "that's fucking it, here you go:" gherpes.exe
by Jeff October 26, 2004
Get the woobermug. A prestiges internet user. Has his own blog and frequents the TeamXbox message board where he has built up fame, trust, and a small following of loyal followers.
by Jeff January 6, 2004
Get the cmptrnrd16mug. 
1. Verb - To present the facade of an exciting evening out with friends strictly to leave one's house.
2. Verb - To create a deceptively convenient situation in order to attain a ride somewhere, subsequently needing to be driven home. Often with little or no warning, and always involving bait.
3. Noun - One who engages in the aformentioned schemes.
2. Verb - To create a deceptively convenient situation in order to attain a ride somewhere, subsequently needing to be driven home. Often with little or no warning, and always involving bait.
3. Noun - One who engages in the aformentioned schemes.
1. "Dude where the fuck is everybody?! You fucking kilbied me!"
2. "The young man realized he had no wheels so he kilbied a friend into taking him, seducing him with beer."
3. "Fuckin' kilby."
2. "The young man realized he had no wheels so he kilbied a friend into taking him, seducing him with beer."
3. "Fuckin' kilby."
by Jeff February 3, 2004
Get the kilbymug. OTC drug that will make you really scared and jumpy. Things will "jump" out at you around corners and make you jump like dhjfjhsd. You also see things in the corner of your eyes and when you look nothing is there. You can also watch TV while it is off, hear noises, listen to people speak in different languages, and say weird things that make so much sense at the time, but later you will be like wtf (if you even remember that is).
Basically you will want to go under the covers and hide and wish it was all over. It seems like it would be fun, but it def. is not.
You may have severe case of cotton mouth after the trip, so drink lots of water. You might also get lightheaded on random occasions for the next couple of months, too
Basically you will want to go under the covers and hide and wish it was all over. It seems like it would be fun, but it def. is not.
You may have severe case of cotton mouth after the trip, so drink lots of water. You might also get lightheaded on random occasions for the next couple of months, too
I looked at the top of the stairs and even though my friend was about 30 feet away I got so scared and practically had a heart attack.
by Jeff January 11, 2005
Get the dramaminemug. Something that stinks of rotting human carcasas, cheetos, and toejam all rolled up and crammed between two pieces of roast beef.
by Jeff January 27, 2005
Get the stinkypussymug. 