409 definitions by Jeff

Yom
An individual who is mentally sub-normal / retarded.
That guy in the rubber hat looks like a bit of a yom!
by Jeff February 11, 2005
The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.
by Jeff September 23, 2004
To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.
I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.
by Jeff July 09, 2004
blowing a small pile of sugar into a persons ass. Then licking out all of the sugar with your tongue.
he gave her a sweet ass blow.
by jeff June 18, 2004
An actual medical prescription written by doctors for psychosomatic symptoms. The pill is merely a sugar or salt tablet and is intended to spark a placebo-effect. In fact, the word is "placebo" spelled backwards.
Since medical tests found nothing wrong with the patient, the doctor resorted to prescribing a high dosage of obecalp and hoped that a placebo effect would relieve the pain.
by Jeff September 02, 2006
He's a fat grey guy with elephant feet and white round face. He's always sad.
StrongSad,"Each day we die a little more..." He stuff like that and he has a sad high pitched voice.
by Jeff November 04, 2003
A guy who is a vagina, or pussy if you will.
Yo, Murph is such a pusswad.
by Jeff May 15, 2004
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×