Jeff's definitions

The Shrub

little Bush, aka George W Bush

by jeff May 8, 2003

doggie

mans best friend

I love my doggie

by Jeff November 28, 2003

barney

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

by Jeff October 29, 2004

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

by jeff July 18, 2003

nirvana

The true meaning of a "Grunge" band

When comparing grunge music, Nirvana is always the first band to come to mind

by Jeff December 6, 2002

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

redneck

a lazy stiff whos brother in law is also his unkle and mother is his wife and his daughter is his causin and are definitly from TEXAS!

WATCH TV! and look for your nearest trailer park tree house and might see some.

by jeff January 23, 2005