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1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"
2: "Pee in her butt!"
by Jeff September 17, 2004
Get the pee in her butt mug.Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.
Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.
by Jeff April 16, 2005
Get the shlockmo mug.1. a king, most often of the entire universe. anything he sees, smells, touches, or thinks about becomes gold.
2. owner of canucks
2. owner of canucks
by jeff November 2, 2004
Get the jd mug."I'm doing something really cool."
"Oh yeah, whats that?"
"I'm adding the word 'headphone-malfunction' to urban dictionary."
"That's really cool."
"Oh yeah, whats that?"
"I'm adding the word 'headphone-malfunction' to urban dictionary."
"That's really cool."
by Jeff June 12, 2006
Get the really cool mug.Using the adjective 'indelible' with a bad connotation. When you say something is indelible, you are saying that it is indelibly retarded. As in, the subject's stupidity leaves a lasting mark on you. It can also be used as a noun to describe someone who is indelible.
You left your car running in the parking lot for two hours unattended! You are indelible.
Stop being such an indelible.
Stop being such an indelible.
by Jeff January 30, 2003
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