Jeff's definitions

shit pusher

sum1 usually a faggit who rappes someone via pie hole.

jeff da maori is a shit pusher

by jeff December 9, 2004

Slamtastic

Hittin', Bangin', Fly, Dope, etc.

Aw yeah!! That new Kool Keith CD is Slamtastic, yo!

by Jeff December 7, 2003

kith

Kids in the Hall

After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.

by Jeff September 23, 2003

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 5, 2005

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

skitch

To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.

I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.

by Jeff July 9, 2004

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by Jeff February 1, 2005