Jason's definitions
by Jason May 13, 2005
Get the fatagumug. The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!
I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|
by Jason March 22, 2005
Get the The Joy Luck Clubmug. When you fuck a woman, and you cum in your hand, and then you slap her (I mean really smack her) with the cum soaked hand.
I finished and gizzed her in the face.
by jason October 5, 2004
Get the gizzedmug. Saying yes to something that you shouldn't even have to waste your time or effort into saying "yes" to.
I guess really means, "yes"
I guess is an answer to a question that a person should already know the answer to before asking the question.
I guess really means, "yes"
I guess is an answer to a question that a person should already know the answer to before asking the question.
Jane: Do you race your car?
Mike: I guess..
Jane: Did you go to the store?
Mike: (true meaning) What do you think you stupid idiot? (Give me secks!)
Mike: I guess..
Jane: Did you go to the store?
Mike: (true meaning) What do you think you stupid idiot? (Give me secks!)
by Jason December 21, 2004
Get the i guessmug. A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.
This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.
by Jason June 18, 2006
Get the chonanmug. To...uh...ehoh.
Note: This word is so cool, it doesn't even have a definition. It can be used in question or statement forum. Also, while using this word, imagine yourself as a dolphin getting stoned ontop of a cloud.
Note: This word is so cool, it doesn't even have a definition. It can be used in question or statement forum. Also, while using this word, imagine yourself as a dolphin getting stoned ontop of a cloud.
Ehoh!
Ehoh?
Ehohhh.
Ehoh?
Ehohhh.
by Jason July 17, 2004
Get the ehohmug. by Jason November 11, 2003
Get the coldmug.