Jacob's definitions

dliminator

of or accustomed to being intune with the one and only donald lim

yo dawg you are so on the ball today, what a dliminator

by jacob May 6, 2005

shizpoo

A word, made up, meaning anything. created from the words shizzle and poo, its a word describing anything from love to banana.

I love you shizpoo
Suck shizpoo and die.
I hate eating that shizpoo

by Jacob January 10, 2004

plitz

Plitz means to make out when someone's parents are in the house, so you're kind of cautious.

Don't let me and your mother catch you and that slut plitz ever again!

by jacob December 22, 2004

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

cherry

The hymen (thin skin stretched over the entrance to the vagina), said to be "popped" (torn/broken to allow penetration) when a girl loses her virginity.

The first time was pretty good, although I bled a little when he popped my cherry.

by Jacob January 10, 2007

getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 24, 2004