Jacob's definitions

attack of the show

This is the TV shw that replaced the highly popular "The Screen Savers" from Tech TV. RIP Tech TV. Starring Kevin Rose, Sarah lane, and some other douchebag.

None... its a bad cable TV show.

by Jacob March 22, 2005

Gloveja

1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed.
2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as:
A. A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of an animal.
B. Distinctive coloring or feathers near the beak of a bird.
C. Food or drink sticking conspicuously to the upper lip.

1. I hate when I have to shave my gloveja.

2. Sometimes when I drink milk, I get a milk gloveja

by Jacob December 17, 2004

y'all

Southern 2nd person plural pronoun. Most concise and easily distinguished. Despite the assurance of some emails that have been passing around, "y'all" is plural. Only an absolute idiot would use it as a singular pronoun.

Where are y'all going?

by Jacob August 11, 2004

dingle bat

The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions;
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.

1. I saw a dingle bat fall out of a tree the other night.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.

by jacob December 21, 2004

Ass grease

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

by Jacob January 13, 2004

SMU

private school in Dallas filled with snobby, rich kids who alue their life on their material possessions and obsess over attire and transportation....

That girl is so SMU, she drives a BMW, is carrying a Louis Vuitton purse, and only got in because her dad paid for that building.

by Jacob December 2, 2003

Blitz

A sexual word in which the male rushes into his partner's rear end, causing severe pain if in the anal.

Last night when we were having sex, I snuck a blitz on her.

by Jacob April 7, 2005