Jacob's definitions

goat

To stab somebody really hard, multiple times, and as fast as possible, with your penis.

If you goat her, that'll put her in place.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

dyar

A knucklehead mcspazmitron that thinks hip-hop and rap are the same thing. He also thinks his MP3 player is the shit.

You think rap and hip-hop are the same thing? You're SUCH a Dyar!!!

by Jacob April 22, 2005

Horrible band

See Simple Plan Good charlotte U2.

Those Bands really suck.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

1337

the mark of a leet n00b. (in the leet alphabet '1337' actually means IEET wich is no existing word. therefore outwrite stating to the l_337 l\l1l\ly45 out there, that they are a uber n00b)

im so 1337, im thriteen and have no concept of reality so i copy what other people are doing and have no grasp of what image i am portraying to the world.

by Jacob July 23, 2006

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

yonkstunburgerston

to steal something while annoying somebody

im annoying this person i may as well yonkstunburgerston somthing while im at it

by jacob March 28, 2004

bla

blah: nothing much going on, boring, stagnant, dull, indecisive

this is a blah day.

by Jacob May 20, 2004