Jacob's definitions

krinklde

Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.

Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.

by Jacob January 13, 2004

japolac

refering to one of complete transgender values. Used when refering to one who has no means of telling apart men and women.

OMG! Johhny is a Japolock because he fucks guys and girls!

by Jacob April 8, 2003

bob marley

holds the record for most weed smoked in a day.
the king of reggae music. from jamacia. required by his religion to smoke weed.

bob marley is my hero

by jacob July 7, 2006

dist

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.

I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.

by Jacob May 3, 2004

Feighlogh

1. Skilled former Guardian of the city of Tal'beth. Wields a bokken augmented with his own awakened chi. One of the most skilled swordsmen in the multiverse. Currently residing in the nexus of the multiverse known as the Mazeworks completing missions for the Keeper. 2. Denizen of various message boards who tends to rant endlessly if given the chance. Tries to make himself appear more intelligent by using a highly expanded vocabulary and cunning word usage.

1. Feighlogh could kick Shan Lung's ass.
2. After Feighlogh says something, there isnt much left to say.

by Jacob January 9, 2005

attack of the show

This is the TV shw that replaced the highly popular "The Screen Savers" from Tech TV. RIP Tech TV. Starring Kevin Rose, Sarah lane, and some other douchebag.

None... its a bad cable TV show.

by Jacob March 22, 2005

slipknot

grateful dead song

help on the way> SLIPKNOT> franklin's tower

by jacob March 23, 2003