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99 definitions by Jacob

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.
1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.
by Jacob January 07, 2003
aka Rosenbagah...shrek...and yeti

strong as ox...and looks like one too
one who takes out wrath on styrofoam
big bully
the middle line backer is like Rodenhurst, though not as slow
by Jacob March 18, 2005
A waiter that works at Waffle House
Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT
by Jacob March 15, 2005
1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed.
2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as:
A. A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of an animal.
B. Distinctive coloring or feathers near the beak of a bird.
C. Food or drink sticking conspicuously to the upper lip.
1. I hate when I have to shave my gloveja.

2. Sometimes when I drink milk, I get a milk gloveja
by Jacob December 17, 2004
Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.
Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.
by Jacob January 13, 2004
verb - to hit something with ones boobs.
Bob was boobasted the other day by that hooters waitress.
by Jacob August 05, 2003
the act of "doing it" in an unconventional place such as a car or elevator
my friend got caught shwerveing in his car by the po po
by jacob February 21, 2005