99 definitions by Jacob

A word, made up, meaning anything. created from the words shizzle and poo, its a word describing anything from love to banana.
I love you shizpoo
Suck shizpoo and die.
I hate eating that shizpoo
by Jacob January 10, 2004
1. Skilled former Guardian of the city of Tal'beth. Wields a bokken augmented with his own awakened chi. One of the most skilled swordsmen in the multiverse. Currently residing in the nexus of the multiverse known as the Mazeworks completing missions for the Keeper. 2. Denizen of various message boards who tends to rant endlessly if given the chance. Tries to make himself appear more intelligent by using a highly expanded vocabulary and cunning word usage.
1. Feighlogh could kick Shan Lung's ass.
2. After Feighlogh says something, there isnt much left to say.
by Jacob January 09, 2005
A position of oral sex known fluently by the homosexual community.
Kyle and Randy tried the Ksalvador last night and enjoyed it to a great extent.
by Jacob October 27, 2004
To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.
I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.
by Jacob May 03, 2004
Another funny phone call
Haywud Please?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud JaBlowme
by Jacob January 13, 2004
A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!
oxnard hardccore
by jacob December 12, 2003
To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.
I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.
by Jacob August 05, 2003

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