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99 definitions by Jacob

To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.
I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.
by Jacob August 05, 2003
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed
by Jacob December 17, 2004
"Stud-hoss" is, loosely, a spin of hoss. It's also a mocking of the colloquial pronunciation of "stud horse" by a redneck. A stud horse is, of course, a horse whose sole purpose in life is to breed. You should only say this about yourself, though.
"How can she say no? I'm a complete stud-hoss!"
by Jacob December 04, 2004
Refering to police officers po-po,pigs,five-o ect. The old style six shot police .357 magnum or the like in a holster, hence the bullets are six in quanity and facing down.
Six-down fool, run!
by jacob November 14, 2003
"Fat gundu manager that speaks this "what are you doing buddy". is the biggest tight ass by paying employees shit pay
Apu of the Simpsons
by Jacob September 21, 2003
1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.
Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.
by Jacob September 11, 2003
refering to one of complete transgender values. Used when refering to one who has no means of telling apart men and women.
OMG! Johhny is a Japolock because he fucks guys and girls!
by Jacob April 08, 2003