99 definitions by Jacob
Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.
12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.
by jacob Jan 1, 2007 add a video
A Mexican Waiter/Waitress that works at Waffle House
Hey ombrero, come bring me my food.
by Jacob Mar 15, 2005 add a video
Ogres who are found in france
the fogres took over england.
by Jacob Mar 22, 2005 add a video
same concept as "pwned."
reall meaning: "omgz"
other way of saying it: "pmg!"
me: "pmgz! i just killed someone on accident!"
loser: "what does 'pmgz' mean?"
by Jacob Jun 17, 2004 add a video
Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom
Bill was noodlefreed when he used a piece of spagetti to unlock the exit door of the pasta factory.
by jacob Dec 21, 2004 add a video
From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER).
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!
Go to a store adn find a black guy in green. Yell at him, "R1 UP" and then a simple , "BITCH!".
by Jacob Dec 18, 2004 add a video
A word, made up, meaning anything. created from the words shizzle and poo, its a word describing anything from love to banana.
I love you shizpoo
Suck shizpoo and die.
I hate eating that shizpoo
by Jacob Jan 10, 2004 add a video