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1. waitress
a person who isn't paid enough to kiss the ass of some bastard who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.
customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)
2. Waitress
Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.
Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.
3. Waitress
A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.
Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.
4. Waitress
Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer
That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.
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