Jackroll's definitions

screwnicorn

a funnie fucking act involving a dyke putting a starp-on on there forehead and scuttlin there scuttlin friend like a bull

hey man iam in to dykes fucking hell i would suck their cunt right off
yeah so
well i seen two carpet munchers fucking right and they did some-fucking-thing that is called the screwnicorn they did the screwnicorn well it made me fucking climax
lucky cunt i only seen the missionary position
get it up yeh
go and fuck yourself

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

cunnilingus

cunnilingus is the word used for the oral stimulation to the clitoris and vulva which fucking means to suck it off fucking hell dicks that do that are called cunnilinctors kind of like cunt-sucking

fucking hell man
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

russell brand

the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'

russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.

by Jackroll September 23, 2006

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

jism

jism is a white liquid prodoced out your dong after you fucking toss off

hey jim
fuck you
hey jism
yeah
you suck cock
i will spurt jism on your face
yeah cocksucker i'd like to fucking see that
(ten minutes later)
he fucking showed me tosser

by Jackroll April 22, 2006