Jackroll's definitions
a hummer is not just a fucking blowjob its more when the lady hums thus vibrating her fucking lips or making a wee tune and gives you a chewie while humming thus making a vibrating stimulating feeling to the gooliesack fuck me that is a hummer another definition is humjob look at humjob as well
fuck me me and my GF went to a restraunt she brung her fucking mp3 player and she fancied a oral quickie under the fucking table she was listining to the annoying cunt crazy frog so she lobbed my dick out my crotch hole and giving me a hummer in-fucking-fact every time i wank it does the crazy frog tune i fucking love hummers even cars of the fuckers too
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
Get the hummer mug.fucking hell i don't get many scuttles but i pull off a bit and it feels like screwing but it isn't the climax you get in it
heheheheheh you prick i get alot of fucks so you can blow me again hymen face
(dick)
heheheheheh you prick i get alot of fucks so you can blow me again hymen face
(dick)
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
Get the climax mug.the jismdrink is were you jizz on someones shoe and put wires on it making it stick on the spod and than making the cunt drink the spooge of the shoe causing them to get electricuted by the wires stuck on the jitler.
Warning: you must be 1 yrs old or over to peform a jismdrink on someone you hate maybe the wife would be fucking good
Warning: you must be 1 yrs old or over to peform a jismdrink on someone you hate maybe the wife would be fucking good
jimmy peformed his fucking first jismdrink yesturday yes 3 years old hes just like his mother only she has a ribbed dick
by jackroll June 25, 2006
Get the jismdrink mug.the act of cunnilumpkin is fucking diffrenter then a blumpkin.
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin
by Jackroll June 26, 2006
Get the cunnilumpkin mug.by Jackroll July 5, 2006
Get the swallowing slut mug.