Jackroll's definitions

hummer

a hummer is not just a fucking blowjob its more when the lady hums thus vibrating her fucking lips or making a wee tune and gives you a chewie while humming thus making a vibrating stimulating feeling to the gooliesack fuck me that is a hummer another definition is humjob look at humjob as well

fuck me me and my GF went to a restraunt she brung her fucking mp3 player and she fancied a oral quickie under the fucking table she was listining to the annoying cunt crazy frog so she lobbed my dick out my crotch hole and giving me a hummer in-fucking-fact every time i wank it does the crazy frog tune i fucking love hummers even cars of the fuckers too

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

russell brand

the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'

russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.

by Jackroll September 23, 2006

jerkolator

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee

i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt

by Jackroll July 5, 2006

doggie style

a peformance that is fucking done by looking at a dog taking it up the arse with another one to see how its done so that you can try scuttling like a dog if you want to know more positions of sex look at a book of kama sutra that bollocks has it all maybe the king kong position as well

fuck me fuck me i like that doggie style
yeah well i like kinky sex with dogs
fucking hell you can stay out my fucking back yard you fucking beastiality kinky bugger
do you want me to dress you up as a dog and bugger you
piss off you fuckwit

by Jackroll July 28, 2008

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by Jackroll April 22, 2006