Jackroll's definitions

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

jism

jism is a white liquid prodoced out your dong after you fucking toss off

hey jim
fuck you
hey jism
yeah
you suck cock
i will spurt jism on your face
yeah cocksucker i'd like to fucking see that
(ten minutes later)
he fucking showed me tosser

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

doggie style

a peformance that is fucking done by looking at a dog taking it up the arse with another one to see how its done so that you can try scuttling like a dog if you want to know more positions of sex look at a book of kama sutra that bollocks has it all maybe the king kong position as well

fuck me fuck me i like that doggie style
yeah well i like kinky sex with dogs
fucking hell you can stay out my fucking back yard you fucking beastiality kinky bugger
do you want me to dress you up as a dog and bugger you
piss off you fuckwit

by Jackroll July 28, 2008

climax

the point at which some cunt reaches orgasm the fucking bestest and crudest definition to call it

fucking hell i don't get many scuttles but i pull off a bit and it feels like screwing but it isn't the climax you get in it
heheheheheh you prick i get alot of fucks so you can blow me again hymen face
(dick)

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

russell brand

the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'

russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.

by Jackroll September 23, 2006