Jackroll's definitions

screamplay

screamplaying is the fucking moaning,groaning,crying and sighing yoy get during a cunting fucking climax

hey fucktard you heard when you pop yer cork you get moaning groaning sighing and crying
''son of a bitch half a sleep''zzzzzsnoregasm
its called screamplaying you dumbarsed wanker
huh oh yeah scream my leam
your a dickhead

by Jackroll May 17, 2006

VD

1.vaginal desease

2.vaginal discharge

your momma got VD because i was mounting her nice

by Jackroll July 7, 2006

russell brand

the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'

russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.

by Jackroll September 23, 2006

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

jism

jism is a white liquid prodoced out your dong after you fucking toss off

hey jim
fuck you
hey jism
yeah
you suck cock
i will spurt jism on your face
yeah cocksucker i'd like to fucking see that
(ten minutes later)
he fucking showed me tosser

by Jackroll April 22, 2006