Jackroll's definitions

fadunk

the act of slapping your dick around someones face or head

after the gobbie i fadunked her

by jackroll June 11, 2006

strawberry swirly

to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)

hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage

fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

finger bang

finger bang means to masturbate a woman using your finger look at finger and finger fuck

fuck i was finger banging last night
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

masturbation

the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly

fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off

by Jackroll July 22, 2008

cunnilumpkin

the act of cunnilumpkin is fucking diffrenter then a blumpkin.
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin

fuck me i got a blumpkin then peformed cunnilumpkin what the fucks the difference

by Jackroll June 26, 2006

bunt job

to get a gob job while having a shit in the bog

fucking hell man i need to shit outside
what the fuck for
cause the boogy man gives you a bunt job
how does that happen
fucked if i know

by Jackroll April 22, 2006