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semen is white liquid that goes into a women after you pop her cherry and it fertilizes to the egg and helps you get a baby and the white cumshot that shoots out the bell end on your dobber(meaning for a dick)after you pull off
you fucking pansie bastards we are gonna talk about seamen ok seamen swims in the bucket trying to save a poor child after 9 months you cunts the person it saved ''CUMS'' if you know what i mean out the bucket so you gonks thats seamen are now go play with that semen in the minge you wankers (joke made by lucas bolton A.K.A Jackroll)
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
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fucking hell man
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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hey fucktard you heard when you pop yer cork you get moaning groaning sighing and crying
''son of a bitch half a sleep''zzzzzsnoregasm
its called screamplaying you dumbarsed wanker
huh oh yeah scream my leam
your a dickhead
''son of a bitch half a sleep''zzzzzsnoregasm
its called screamplaying you dumbarsed wanker
huh oh yeah scream my leam
your a dickhead
by Jackroll May 17, 2006
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i was scuttling her in the arse yesturday
hey dipshit thats called a ''back scuttle'' you dick for brains
oh fuck i was back scuttlin her then
hey dipshit thats called a ''back scuttle'' you dick for brains
oh fuck i was back scuttlin her then
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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Get the VD mug.the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
by Jackroll September 23, 2006
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