Jackroll's definitions

scuttlin friend

your scuttlin friend is the friend that you shaft with or instead of scuttlin friend you can say pumping pal

fuck me and my scuttlin friend went in the car to go dogging

by Jackroll July 22, 2008

spunk

spunk is a white liquid that shoots out your helmet on the dick its a bollocks of a fucking word one of my favourites too

are you cumming
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

strawberry swirly

to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)

hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

fadunk

the act of slapping your dick around someones face or head

after the gobbie i fadunked her

by jackroll June 11, 2006

dogging

the act of intercoarse with some cunt in a car or in public

iam in mood for dogging
yeah well iam in the mood for you to shut the fuck up
suck my knob
with ''PLEASURE'' if you know what i mean

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

finger

the act of chugging a girl meaning to rub her lovebucket until it reaches orgasm (climaxes)

fucking hell iam in to fingering ladys
really when did you fucking last finger one
in the 20's
hahahahaha who had thought you were a shithead bahahaha
when the fuck did you last finger a woman
yesturday
you wan....wait thats good
yeah eat that suck my goolies will ya

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

bunt job

to get a gob job while having a shit in the bog

fucking hell man i need to shit outside
what the fuck for
cause the boogy man gives you a bunt job
how does that happen
fucked if i know

by Jackroll April 22, 2006