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blowy

a blowy is a word used to discribe giving head but fucking hell it is a good word to use usually spelt ''blowie''
fucking hell i got a blowy on friday
yeah yesturday i had a blowy day but not a blowy your lucky
go tell some cunt who gives a toss cause if you think i do you can stick that up your jacksie and blow me
ok
nooooo i didn't mean it like that
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
mugGet the blowymug.

front scuttle

like back scuttle but fucking different to scuttle at the front(doing it in the crack hole)like the missionary position
fucking hell you know you told me a back scuttle is an act of sodomy
fuck yes
well my other fucking friend told me you can call the fucking bastard missionary position a front scuttle
get to fuck how the fuck does he know that
it was on the urban dictionary
how fucking daft arsed am i
yeah
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
mugGet the front scuttlemug.

jerkolator

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee
i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt
by Jackroll July 5, 2006
mugGet the jerkolatormug.

VD

your momma got VD because i was mounting her nice
by Jackroll July 7, 2006
mugGet the VDmug.

blowski

a blowski is a definition for gobble ya know dick-sucking
fucking hell yesturday i got my first bastard blowski
fuck's sake man how did it go
it was bollocks cause i got one from a cunting man
LMGO you fucking bozo twat you suck donkey dick
kiss my nadsack bitch you little fucking bummer you take it up the chuff
kiss my goolies in all foreskin licker
i was taking the piss
i don't give a fucking rat's arse i wasn't
jesus
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
mugGet the blowskimug.

fisting

usually done by poofs and dykes for the poofs they insert their fist through the other poofs arse thus like punching it and for the fucking dykes they have a choice the arse or minge
fuck i use my fist for fucking fighting what the fuck do you cunting use yours for
fisting
(poof)
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
mugGet the fistingmug.

screwnicorn

a funnie fucking act involving a dyke putting a starp-on on there forehead and scuttlin there scuttlin friend like a bull
hey man iam in to dykes fucking hell i would suck their cunt right off
yeah so
well i seen two carpet munchers fucking right and they did some-fucking-thing that is called the screwnicorn they did the screwnicorn well it made me fucking climax
lucky cunt i only seen the missionary position
get it up yeh
go and fuck yourself
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
mugGet the screwnicornmug.

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