Jackroll's definitions

jism

jism is a white liquid prodoced out your dong after you fucking toss off

hey jim
fuck you
hey jism
yeah
you suck cock
i will spurt jism on your face
yeah cocksucker i'd like to fucking see that
(ten minutes later)
he fucking showed me tosser

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

VD

1.vaginal desease

2.vaginal discharge

your momma got VD because i was mounting her nice

by Jackroll July 7, 2006

hummer

a hummer is not just a fucking blowjob its more when the lady hums thus vibrating her fucking lips or making a wee tune and gives you a chewie while humming thus making a vibrating stimulating feeling to the gooliesack fuck me that is a hummer another definition is humjob look at humjob as well

fuck me me and my GF went to a restraunt she brung her fucking mp3 player and she fancied a oral quickie under the fucking table she was listining to the annoying cunt crazy frog so she lobbed my dick out my crotch hole and giving me a hummer in-fucking-fact every time i wank it does the crazy frog tune i fucking love hummers even cars of the fuckers too

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

climax

the point at which some cunt reaches orgasm the fucking bestest and crudest definition to call it

fucking hell i don't get many scuttles but i pull off a bit and it feels like screwing but it isn't the climax you get in it
heheheheheh you prick i get alot of fucks so you can blow me again hymen face
(dick)

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

jerkolator

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee

i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt

by Jackroll July 5, 2006

doggie style

a peformance that is fucking done by looking at a dog taking it up the arse with another one to see how its done so that you can try scuttling like a dog if you want to know more positions of sex look at a book of kama sutra that bollocks has it all maybe the king kong position as well

fuck me fuck me i like that doggie style
yeah well i like kinky sex with dogs
fucking hell you can stay out my fucking back yard you fucking beastiality kinky bugger
do you want me to dress you up as a dog and bugger you
piss off you fuckwit

by Jackroll July 28, 2008

finger bang

finger bang means to masturbate a woman using your finger look at finger and finger fuck

fuck i was finger banging last night
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt

by Jackroll April 21, 2006