Jackroll's definitions

blowy

a blowy is a word used to discribe giving head but fucking hell it is a good word to use usually spelt ''blowie''

fucking hell i got a blowy on friday
yeah yesturday i had a blowy day but not a blowy your lucky
go tell some cunt who gives a toss cause if you think i do you can stick that up your jacksie and blow me
ok
nooooo i didn't mean it like that

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

jism

jism is a white liquid prodoced out your dong after you fucking toss off

hey jim
fuck you
hey jism
yeah
you suck cock
i will spurt jism on your face
yeah cocksucker i'd like to fucking see that
(ten minutes later)
he fucking showed me tosser

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

handjob

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

iam fucking sick of talking to you now give me a handjob
go fuck a duck
ok i will spurt spunk on your face then

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

hummer

a hummer is not just a fucking blowjob its more when the lady hums thus vibrating her fucking lips or making a wee tune and gives you a chewie while humming thus making a vibrating stimulating feeling to the gooliesack fuck me that is a hummer another definition is humjob look at humjob as well

fuck me me and my GF went to a restraunt she brung her fucking mp3 player and she fancied a oral quickie under the fucking table she was listining to the annoying cunt crazy frog so she lobbed my dick out my crotch hole and giving me a hummer in-fucking-fact every time i wank it does the crazy frog tune i fucking love hummers even cars of the fuckers too

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

jerkolator

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee

i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt

by Jackroll July 5, 2006

rimming

rimming is the act of sticking your tounge in another cunts arse or arsehole and licking usually people belive most bum boys do that (gay bobs) a rim is also the circumference of the arse

fuck me i used to love rimming until i seen too poofs rimming i said 'i will never rim again' can i rim you
ok
2 hours later
man rimming you was shit your rim sucked cock but ah fuck it

by Jackroll April 21, 2006