Jackroll's definitions

doggie style

a peformance that is fucking done by looking at a dog taking it up the arse with another one to see how its done so that you can try scuttling like a dog if you want to know more positions of sex look at a book of kama sutra that bollocks has it all maybe the king kong position as well

fuck me fuck me i like that doggie style
yeah well i like kinky sex with dogs
fucking hell you can stay out my fucking back yard you fucking beastiality kinky bugger
do you want me to dress you up as a dog and bugger you
piss off you fuckwit

by Jackroll July 28, 2008

swallowing slut

a cocksucker who gives deep throats

she swallowed my dick that swallowing slut ehh

by Jackroll July 5, 2006

climax

the point at which some cunt reaches orgasm the fucking bestest and crudest definition to call it

fucking hell i don't get many scuttles but i pull off a bit and it feels like screwing but it isn't the climax you get in it
heheheheheh you prick i get alot of fucks so you can blow me again hymen face
(dick)

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

jerkolator

an extremly noisy blow job peformed by someone who comes back for coffee

i got a jerkolator of that fucking jerk cocksucking cunt

by Jackroll July 5, 2006

VD

1.vaginal desease

2.vaginal discharge

your momma got VD because i was mounting her nice

by Jackroll July 7, 2006

semen

semen is white liquid that goes into a women after you pop her cherry and it fertilizes to the egg and helps you get a baby and the white cumshot that shoots out the bell end on your dobber(meaning for a dick)after you pull off

you fucking pansie bastards we are gonna talk about seamen ok seamen swims in the bucket trying to save a poor child after 9 months you cunts the person it saved ''CUMS'' if you know what i mean out the bucket so you gonks thats seamen are now go play with that semen in the minge you wankers (joke made by lucas bolton A.K.A Jackroll)

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

fisting

usually done by poofs and dykes for the poofs they insert their fist through the other poofs arse thus like punching it and for the fucking dykes they have a choice the arse or minge

fuck i use my fist for fucking fighting what the fuck do you cunting use yours for
fisting
(poof)

by Jackroll April 21, 2006