33 definitions by Jackroll
an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks
bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL
by Jackroll September 15, 2006
a blowy is a word used to discribe giving head but fucking hell it is a good word to use usually spelt ''blowie''
fucking hell i got a blowy on friday
yeah yesturday i had a blowy day but not a blowy your lucky
go tell some cunt who gives a toss cause if you think i do you can stick that up your jacksie and blow me
ok
nooooo i didn't mean it like that
yeah yesturday i had a blowy day but not a blowy your lucky
go tell some cunt who gives a toss cause if you think i do you can stick that up your jacksie and blow me
ok
nooooo i didn't mean it like that
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
rimming is the act of sticking your tounge in another cunts arse or arsehole and licking usually people belive most bum boys do that (gay bobs) a rim is also the circumference of the arse
fuck me i used to love rimming until i seen too poofs rimming i said 'i will never rim again' can i rim you
ok
2 hours later
man rimming you was shit your rim sucked cock but ah fuck it
ok
2 hours later
man rimming you was shit your rim sucked cock but ah fuck it
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
your scuttlin friend is the friend that you shaft with or instead of scuttlin friend you can say pumping pal
by Jackroll April 2, 2006
hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know
by Jackroll April 3, 2006
one of my favourite words for inter-fucking-coarse its so fucking good i would put my fucking name on that shit
i was scuttling her in the arse yesturday
hey dipshit thats called a ''back scuttle'' you dick for brains
oh fuck i was back scuttlin her then
hey dipshit thats called a ''back scuttle'' you dick for brains
oh fuck i was back scuttlin her then
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
the famous nymphomaniac comedian and big mouth,got issues and one leichester square host who girls think is handsome he is a sharp witty selfish person who talks about his ball bags on big brothers big mouth and rephers his cock as a dinkle he is very funny and doesn't give a shit ages ago he was claimed by a women she was drug raped by him at the edinburgh party(edinburgh festeval)and she was found lieng on russells bed(they did the DNA test the results were he didn't)russell is a flasher when brand won an award bob geldof started the speach of with 'russell brand...what a cunt' when geldof was hosting an award thing....
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
'russell brand....what a cool,sophisticated cunt'
russell brand ouotes:our issue today is 'is our beauty making us ugly'.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
Little paul scholes is here everyone.
I've got issues with that.
'i'd do everything to you'(russell brand impersonates spiral Ex housemate from big brother).
Nice to be a lesbian.
by Jackroll September 23, 2006