Jackroll's definitions

cunnilumpkin

the act of cunnilumpkin is fucking diffrenter then a blumpkin.
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin

fuck me i got a blumpkin then peformed cunnilumpkin what the fucks the difference

by Jackroll June 26, 2006

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

VD

1.vaginal desease

2.vaginal discharge

your momma got VD because i was mounting her nice

by Jackroll July 7, 2006

blowjob

a blowjob is a code word for fucking cocksucking its the bollocks of a word and a weird and shit name to call it

fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

dogging

the act of intercoarse with some cunt in a car or in public

iam in mood for dogging
yeah well iam in the mood for you to shut the fuck up
suck my knob
with ''PLEASURE'' if you know what i mean

by Jackroll April 22, 2006

finger bang

finger bang means to masturbate a woman using your finger look at finger and finger fuck

fuck i was finger banging last night
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

scuttle

one of my favourite words for inter-fucking-coarse its so fucking good i would put my fucking name on that shit

i was scuttling her in the arse yesturday
hey dipshit thats called a ''back scuttle'' you dick for brains
oh fuck i was back scuttlin her then

by Jackroll April 21, 2006