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bunt job

to get a gob job while having a shit in the bog
fucking hell man i need to shit outside
what the fuck for
cause the boogy man gives you a bunt job
how does that happen
fucked if i know
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
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spunk

spunk is a white liquid that shoots out your helmet on the dick its a bollocks of a fucking word one of my favourites too
are you cumming
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage
fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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fadunk

the act of slapping your dick around someones face or head
after the gobbie i fadunked her
by jackroll June 11, 2006
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strawberry swirly

to fuck a woman while shes mensturating (having a period)
hey fuckface
what
have you had a strawberry swirly
no but i have had a strawberry
you are so twatiotic
i know
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
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fisting

usually done by poofs and dykes for the poofs they insert their fist through the other poofs arse thus like punching it and for the fucking dykes they have a choice the arse or minge
fuck i use my fist for fucking fighting what the fuck do you cunting use yours for
fisting
(poof)
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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screwnicorn

a funnie fucking act involving a dyke putting a starp-on on there forehead and scuttlin there scuttlin friend like a bull
hey man iam in to dykes fucking hell i would suck their cunt right off
yeah so
well i seen two carpet munchers fucking right and they did some-fucking-thing that is called the screwnicorn they did the screwnicorn well it made me fucking climax
lucky cunt i only seen the missionary position
get it up yeh
go and fuck yourself
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
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