JS's definitions

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

appropriate

HAWT...as in off the hook bodacious, utterly bootylicious. A frickin walking hardon. Like... oh my god, i think i wet myself, because that is so frickin hawt!!!

how "appropriate" is that swim suit?

by JS March 19, 2005

hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

by JS March 14, 2004

snow job

An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

The entire presentation was a complete snow job.

by JS July 24, 2003

topless

Being without one's laptop.

She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.

by js February 9, 2009

spurge

male ejaculate sperm, spooge

wipe the spurge off my pants

by JS June 7, 2004

Scottsdale

Scottsdale, Arizona. Even though it is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people there are often snobbish and think it is a very prestigious place to live because it has a lot of man-made features like golf courses and it is more expensive than other places in Arizona.

Those girls we met in Scottsdale were superficial bitches.

by JS January 16, 2004