JS's definitions

Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota. A fairly large city built in a place where it can snow any month of the year except June, July and August and the temperature can reach as low as -40F/-40C during the Winter. The culture is a strange combination of liberal politics and relatively conservative family values. A strong sense of self-important nationalism is present in the local culture and many years ago the residents dubbed it the "Mini-apple" as though it is somehow a smaller version of the Big Apple, New York City.

I froze my ass off in Minneapolis while everyone kept telling me how great it was there.

by JS January 16, 2004

worst movie of all time

That would have to be "Battlefield Earth".

Don't kid yourself... "Battlefield Earth" really is as bad as people tell you it is.

So is "Swept Away".

I haven't yet seen "Gigli".

by JS July 21, 2004

pifoc

internet acronym meaning "panicking in front of computer"

Am pifoc trying to get this paper done by Friday.

by js March 1, 2005

topless

Being without one's laptop.

She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.

by js February 9, 2009

actor

An, unrealistic, vain, and self-important person pursuing a career where he or she has a more than a 99.9999% chance of failure and less than a .0001% chance of getting rich and famous. Most often simply employed as a server at a restaurant.

Joe-Bob moved to LA to follow his dream of being an actor.

by JS January 17, 2004

Bu

Malibu, California. A wealthy and mostly white residential beach city along the coast West of Los Angeles.

B-rad lives in Bu but he pretends he's from the hood.

by JS January 16, 2004

HNIC

Hockey Night In Canada.

Hockey Night In Canada's on!

by js October 22, 2003