JIMMY's definitions

puta

Spanish for whore.

"Esa puta tiene mi dinero"

"Tu madre es una puta fea"

by Jimmy January 5, 2005

headmonster

some who suck on dick alot

jenn is such a head monster.

by jimmy April 14, 2004

mustaffa

Someone who eats frogs with no respect for any laws against doing so.

Melissa Rose Gudge

by Jimmy March 27, 2004

crackerslice

a little punk bitch who messes with yo mama.

fucken crackerslice, quit screwin my mom.

by Jimmy February 11, 2005

Bobak

Totally awesome dude who makes his home somewhere in the northeast.

That Bobak's such a cool guy!

by Jimmy April 12, 2005

cosmo

the greatest fairy ever, he's a legend in every right and all should bow down to him

Two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left

by jimmy October 22, 2004

rainbow party

Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?

OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005