beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

by Jimmy January 12, 2004

Gooch boys

Males who share their gooch's

Hey, can I see gooch tonight?
No, not tonight my girlfriend is coming round.

by Jimmy March 12, 2005

rainbow party

Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?

OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.

by Jimmy March 03, 2005

fun factory

Fun Factory is an arcade building at the Redondo Beach Pier in California.

Whoo hoo the Fun Factory has games and claw machines.

by Jimmy March 04, 2005

whiny bitch

a woman who thinks you want to hear about her boyfriend trouble, car trouble, work trouble, etc.

Dude! I already know your boyfriend is mean... SHUT UP YOU WHINY BITCH!

by Jimmy January 31, 2004

motard

a retard with an EXTREMELY LARGE MOLE
mo(le) re(tard)
see pawel for reference

holy mother of shit, hes a motard!

by jimmy February 23, 2005

beyonce

possibly the most boring gal amerika has on offer. she shud b lockd up, and never b allowd 2 speak publicly agen. 2 b fair she has a fine ass, but jeez she cud bore the fuk out of any1 init.

beyonce is bare dull.

by jimmy December 31, 2003