JIMMY's definitions

beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

by Jimmy January 12, 2004

the tenth nazgul

ME! Lord of the last alliance!

The tenth nazgul is god!

by jimmy November 9, 2004

twanger

a guitar, especially an electric one.

-can also refer to the player of said guitar.

"man that twanger can play voodoo chile on that twanger, note for note, just like Jimi could!"

by jimmy November 8, 2003

Westminster

A K-8 rich ass private school in Northern Virginia. Rich ass people go there. Even though the school itself is gay, the people who go there r tight, esp. the class of 2004... w/ all them blondes n dirty blondes. There is also an Irish Latin teacher there who stalks children for her job.

Me: Have you seen Westminster School?
Random person: Yeah, and I heard some hot girls went there.

by Jimmy October 29, 2004

shankadoodle

1. a gigantic fiasco
2. a Navajo indianboy
3. shaft-master shaft

"Whoa, James, that was a major shankadoodle!"

by JIMMY April 11, 2003

Flesh

To beat someone up, mess up, or fuck someone up, to "dust" someone.
Note: Blood must be present.

I will Flesh your ass!
or
Johnny just got fleshed!

by Jimmy June 17, 2006

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P.

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis

I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.

by Jimmy November 14, 2003