JIMBOB's definitions

Boozer

a fully enlightened person who realizes drinking is the only way to achieve true happiness.

i became a boozer after years of sober induced depression.

by jimbob September 11, 2003

Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

strata coaster

A roller coatser that is over 400 feet high

Top thrill dragster at Cedar Point

by Jimbob January 9, 2005

Hug

Something to forget in favor of the hump-de-hump

"Bitch, does it look like I wanna hug?"

by Jimbob September 5, 2003

not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 2, 2003

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003