JIMBOB's definitions

Simon Pegg

Also a suggester of urbandictionary.com as the best website in the commentary for Shaun of the Dead. In reference to the line about his mother, "She's like butter", for which they didn't decide on a definition.

Simon Pegg rocks, girls say he's like butter

by Jimbob March 18, 2005

ACS

AC schnitzer... best aftermarket company EVAR!!!

by jimbob February 15, 2003

ADDERLEY

A jizz receptacle. Similar in size and shape to a wizards sleeve. Smells a bit like Grimsby when the boat comes in.

"pass the Adderley old chap! I do appear to be cumming again"

by JimBob March 24, 2004

butt monkey

pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'

that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!

by jimbob November 17, 2003

anal juices

The stuff left in your boxers/underpants when you do a wet fart

My boxers are covered in anal juices man!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

pound

1) To totally dominate your parters ass in anal sex.

2) To fuck insanely

1) I pounded Sam Newman's mom last night. She bled profusely.

2) I pounded Hannah and i tore a hole.

by jimbob March 21, 2005

badgers

A small skinny wierd boy from st.johns close hayling. usually found feeding ferrets and liberating the fish . approach with caution can turn viscious

badger you cunt

by jimbob April 18, 2004