JIMBOB's definitions

Dacto

a black person.

hey hirby, check out that dirty dacto over thur.

by jimbob November 17, 2003

Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003

obalay

when attempting to breakdance in front of people, this can be yelled out suddenly/randomly to get everyone's attention.

can also add "west-punjab" at the end of routine

breaking breakdancer: check out my dance moves *dance* *dance* *dance* OBALAY!!!

by jimbob February 15, 2003

Shaun Dean

A big homo who is a straitedge loser who knocks people's beers out of their hands at rock shows.
ie HARDCORE

see PAIN TRAIN

Hey, Shaun Dean, I'm gonna beat your ass with an empty whiskey bottle you little bitch.

by JIMBOB January 20, 2004

FATLOCK

1. A sleuth food detective. A master of discovering what is hidden.
2. One who has discovered the health benefits of eating McDonalds Cheeseburgers, KFC chicken, and Hungry Man Dinners 4 times a day.
3. When someone figures out how something works, he or she is a real FATLOCK.

1."Hey, Has anyone seen the entire goddamn pizza I put in the Fridge last night!?"

"Ask Fatlock"

2. "I used the microwave to bake this batch of cookies and a pot pie at the same time, mmmmmmmmm!."

"nNice going, Fatlock"

by JIMBOB January 22, 2004