JIMBOB's definitions

suck up

Somebody who will generally do ANYTHING for another person, and they will agree to anything said by that person as well. They will never disagree nor argue no matter what. Also known as a sheep

Hey Omar, stop sucking up to Harry!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

hodgie

1.)A person of middle-eastern heritage
2.)A person with a darkish colored skin (not black).

I wanna kill that fuckin hodgie Osama bin Laden!

by Jimbob March 12, 2003

Simon Pegg

Also a suggester of urbandictionary.com as the best website in the commentary for Shaun of the Dead. In reference to the line about his mother, "She's like butter", for which they didn't decide on a definition.

Simon Pegg rocks, girls say he's like butter

by Jimbob March 18, 2005

not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 2, 2003

minge

a big hairy hole we all pass on the way to the light. also known as : bearded axe wound, flangita, pussy, cunt, ewoks nest

your mums got a saggy minge

by jimbob April 17, 2004

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

Hug

Something to forget in favor of the hump-de-hump

"Bitch, does it look like I wanna hug?"

by Jimbob September 5, 2003