JIMBOB's definitions

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

nawz

a ricer's term reffering to nitrous oxide or NOS.

dude, ur getting nawz!!!

by jimbob November 15, 2002

bumble weed

Its just a word.

cuz its all gone bumble weed

by Jimbob September 10, 2003

hed

The word "hed" is commonly confused with "head." "Hed" is a synonym for "blow job."

The 98 year old prostitute next door gave my grandpa hed.

by Jimbob January 15, 2004

Dacto

a black person.

hey hirby, check out that dirty dacto over thur.

by jimbob November 17, 2003

buttsekz

see "buttsex"

mmmmm that buttsekz was good last night.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

by jimbob September 20, 2003