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Definitions by JD

an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.
slugger by jd August 1, 2004

star-crossed lovers 

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.
star-crossed lovers by jd July 26, 2004

tenacious d 

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex
"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"
tenacious d by jd July 24, 2004

spider bush 

a unkempt female pubic area;opposite of "shaved".
ishe wasnt expecting to hook up so she got caught with a spider bush
spider bush by jd July 13, 2004

plugged out 

The washer was plugged out.
plugged out by JD June 24, 2004

armbinder 

Bondage device used to tie elbows and wrists togeather behind back.looks like long single glove
she was hogtied using a armbinder
armbinder by JD June 12, 2004

piss pound 

Total vaginal annihilation caused by the inability to handle unusually large male sex organs.
Back in the day, JB used to piss pound U of I ladies on a regular basis.
piss pound by JD May 10, 2004