JD's definitions

blurd

Slang for blurb. Dyslexics use it because they are mentally raped. eg. Jeremy.

I'm writing a blurd on video editing for our website.

by JD April 7, 2005

loofah

Plant.

A distant cousin of the cucumber, used as a sponge.

alternate spellings: Loofa, Luffa or Lufa etc.

Bought me a new loofa today. Man, that thing is so soft.

by Jd May 3, 2004

Va Va Voom!

a girl who look mad good

va va voom va va voom!!!

by jd February 19, 2005

rusty trombone

"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.

sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat

by jd March 31, 2004

Lowey

An ok guy, who has a tendency to be rather a nob sometimes

Me: "Hey, lowey, why are you highlighting words on the school ICT regulations"
Lowey: "I'm just trying to find some loopholes, so I can hack into the school network without getting into trouble"
Me: "Fun"
Lowey: "I know, great, isn't it"

by JD March 9, 2005

jd

1. to smoke cock

give me a jd bitch!

by jd March 22, 2003

half sack

n: half 8th of ganja, usually priced at $25 depending on availability and quality of the herbal

I didn't have the money for a full 8th so i just bought a half sack

by jd May 2, 2004