JD's definitions

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005

Panda

When your getting head, you pull out and cum in the girls face. Then punch both her eyes.

I was in a bad mood lastnight, so i gave my girl a panda.

by JD April 18, 2006

examnesia

A condition which renders one unable to recall any knowledge pertaining to a certain subject just as they are about to write an exam.

Just as I was sitting down to write my English final, I was struck by a bad case of examnesia.

by JD January 26, 2004

Marvel zombie

Comic book fan slang to describe someone who is overtly loyal to the Marvel Comics company to the point where they won't read anything else.

Don't try and describe Preacher to him he's just a Marvel Zombie

by jd January 3, 2005

choss

just another fag at carolina

dude, iont wanna go to chapel hill, with choss and all those other fags

by jd September 8, 2004

wicked stutz

A girl pukes fucking noodles while making out... then refuses to pay for the dry cleaning

The bitch was Cambodian

by JD September 22, 2004

Jamie!

Homo, faggot, flamer, fairy, poofter, butt monkey, butt pirate, cum drinker, poo puncher, back door bandit, pillow biter, Lavender, ball crawler, poonce, donut puncher, ass sucker.

A Big Fat Stupid Limp-Wristed Homosexual aka Jimmy...

Guy#1: Oi Jamie!

Guy#2: SHUTUP IM NOT GAY!

Guy#1: Sure Jimmy....

by JD February 1, 2005