Definitions by JD

cocoa queef 

female flatulence caused by excessive sexual activity.

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!

cocoa queef by jd January 3, 2005

Marvel zombie 

Comic book fan slang to describe someone who is overtly loyal to the Marvel Comics company to the point where they won't read anything else.

Don't try and describe Preacher to him he's just a Marvel Zombie

Marvel zombie by jd January 3, 2005

Purple Paisley 

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

Purple Paisley by jd January 3, 2005

Brownshirts 

Originally used to describe the original members of the Nazi Party who would wear brown uniforms to meetings and events before Hitler came to power.

Now used as a derogatory term for police, FBI or other law enforcement agents or anyone in authority.

Hide the stash man here come the brownshirts.

Brownshirts by jd January 3, 2005

sushilitist 

1. someone who thinks that their affinity for raw fish and seaweed somehow makes them superior to you.
2. someone who thinks they are infinitely knowledgeable about sushi

That yuppie is such a sushilitist, he thinks that sushi is the only acceptable form of food.

sushilitist by JD January 1, 2005

Roll Hard 

An action, usually that takes place in a car (preferibly a Range Rover) and decribes the manor in which one is driving, usually overaggresive and at a high rate of speed.

Rolling Hard in the Double R.

He does not roll hard.
(it is also not uncommon for "nigga be driving" to follow this phrase.)

Roll Hard by JD December 24, 2004

cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.

Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)

cock delivery by JD December 23, 2004