JD's definitions

star-crossed lovers

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.

Romeo and Juliet had a doomed relationship

by jd July 26, 2004

scranus

The area between the ass and the balls.

by JD April 10, 2003

cocoa queef

female flatulence caused by excessive sexual activity.

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!

by jd January 3, 2005

piss pound

Total vaginal annihilation caused by the inability to handle unusually large male sex organs.

Back in the day, JB used to piss pound U of I ladies on a regular basis.

by JD May 10, 2004

witticism

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

by JD May 31, 2003

ya-hoe

a internet hoochie, cyber sex hoochie

that bitch a hoochie

by jd February 22, 2005

slugger

an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.

brendan got a louisville slugger

by jd August 1, 2004