JD's definitions

Marvel zombie

Comic book fan slang to describe someone who is overtly loyal to the Marvel Comics company to the point where they won't read anything else.

Don't try and describe Preacher to him he's just a Marvel Zombie

by jd January 3, 2005

wicked stutz

A girl pukes fucking noodles while making out... then refuses to pay for the dry cleaning

The bitch was Cambodian

by JD September 22, 2004

choss

just another fag at carolina

dude, iont wanna go to chapel hill, with choss and all those other fags

by jd September 8, 2004

tall boy

when i am sitting on the toilet taking a dookie and sean hummin' on my boner. hmmmm.

Nothing feels so nice as when sean cracks a tall boy.

by jd March 22, 2003

Panda

When your getting head, you pull out and cum in the girls face. Then punch both her eyes.

I was in a bad mood lastnight, so i gave my girl a panda.

by JD April 18, 2006

rusty trombone

"tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie."
In addition to the above statement, there is also the secondary humor involved with the muffled low end sound that would actually come out of a rusty trombine.

sheryl found that the old rusty trombone could play a perfect b flat

by jd March 31, 2004

half sack

n: half 8th of ganja, usually priced at $25 depending on availability and quality of the herbal

I didn't have the money for a full 8th so i just bought a half sack

by jd May 2, 2004