JD's definitions

jinx

a curse

the fact that something always goes wrong when a certain item/person is involved means that the item/person is jinxed

Yeah, that guy sure was jinxed. He broke an axle from three of his just-purchased brand new Rolls-Royces while wheeling down the freeway. The dealer eventually sold him a Toyota Corolla, but that thing broke down too. Imagine!

by Jd May 3, 2004

piss pound

Total vaginal annihilation caused by the inability to handle unusually large male sex organs.

Back in the day, JB used to piss pound U of I ladies on a regular basis.

by JD May 10, 2004

armbinder

Bondage device used to tie elbows and wrists togeather behind back.looks like long single glove

she was hogtied using a armbinder

by JD June 12, 2004

plugged out

unplugged, not plugged in

The washer was plugged out.

by JD June 24, 2004

Panda Bomb

When you get head and manage to get the whole package (cock and balls) in the girl's mouth. For best effect make sure to stand like a sumo wrestler.

Damn man, this bitch had the biggest mouth and gave me the best Panda bomb of my life.

by JD October 7, 2004

Tundra Pussy

A chick who is unreceptive to advances from the male persuasion.

That bitch by the bar wouldn't even talk to me, she's some real tundra pussy.

by JD October 8, 2004

porno

slang. something totally over the top, showing off, posing, maybe even innapproriate

"thats a bit porno", "theres no need for that, its just porno"

by jd October 13, 2004