JD's definitions

MP

Acronym for "Multiple Pops." When a prostitute allows multiple ejaculations for one fee. Same as MSOG.

$300/hr w/MP

by JD March 26, 2004

PENIS

Ugly rod shaped organ on a male. Hideous looking sexual organ, end looks like a mushroom. Also stinks like fish if not washed on a regular basis.
No women like to suck it - they just do to make the man happy, It really tastes like shit. a Hideous organ men should hide and should only beused in the dark for pleasure and not be shown.
Used for procreation, other than that worthless.

a mushroom'
a hideous looking sexual organ
tastes like a mixture of fish and salt
sometimes has sexual diseases

by jd February 19, 2005

Rape

To absolutely destroy or take advantage of.

Those dumb villagers got raped by the insurance salesman.

by JD January 23, 2003

slugger

an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.

brendan got a louisville slugger

by jd August 1, 2004

Panda Bomb

When you get head and manage to get the whole package (cock and balls) in the girl's mouth. For best effect make sure to stand like a sumo wrestler.

Damn man, this bitch had the biggest mouth and gave me the best Panda bomb of my life.

by JD October 7, 2004

Daining Syndrome

Term used to describe someone with chronic masturbation habbits. Seveteen times in one day.

Damn negro u got a mad case of daining syndrome.

by JD November 24, 2004

piss pound

Total vaginal annihilation caused by the inability to handle unusually large male sex organs.

Back in the day, JB used to piss pound U of I ladies on a regular basis.

by JD May 10, 2004