JD's definitions
by JD February 10, 2004
Get the Snatch Net mug.Ugly rod shaped organ on a male. Hideous looking sexual organ, end looks like a mushroom. Also stinks like fish if not washed on a regular basis.
No women like to suck it - they just do to make the man happy, It really tastes like shit. a Hideous organ men should hide and should only beused in the dark for pleasure and not be shown.
Used for procreation, other than that worthless.
No women like to suck it - they just do to make the man happy, It really tastes like shit. a Hideous organ men should hide and should only beused in the dark for pleasure and not be shown.
Used for procreation, other than that worthless.
a mushroom'
a hideous looking sexual organ
tastes like a mixture of fish and salt
sometimes has sexual diseases
a hideous looking sexual organ
tastes like a mixture of fish and salt
sometimes has sexual diseases
by jd February 19, 2005
Get the PENIS mug.This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex
"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
Spoken
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
Sung
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
Skat
All right! All right!"
by jd July 24, 2004
Get the tenacious d mug.Acronym for "Multiple Pops." When a prostitute allows multiple ejaculations for one fee. Same as MSOG.
$300/hr w/MP
by JD March 26, 2004
Get the MP mug.Created back in the day, by the wasted fucks, JD & Doddy. Simplified (drunk) version of "go and get fucked!"
Basically means a harsh refusal to an offer or proposal.
Basically means a harsh refusal to an offer or proposal.
Minger#1: hey JD, wanna get a drink?
JD: GO'N GIT!...
*heard from across the pub*
Doddy: FUKT!
Minger#1: *sooks and runs away*
SUCCESS!
JD: GO'N GIT!...
*heard from across the pub*
Doddy: FUKT!
Minger#1: *sooks and runs away*
SUCCESS!
by JD February 1, 2005
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Get the Beastishly dickish. mug.by JD January 31, 2005
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