JD's definitions

jinx

a curse

the fact that something always goes wrong when a certain item/person is involved means that the item/person is jinxed

Yeah, that guy sure was jinxed. He broke an axle from three of his just-purchased brand new Rolls-Royces while wheeling down the freeway. The dealer eventually sold him a Toyota Corolla, but that thing broke down too. Imagine!

by Jd May 3, 2004

plugged out

unplugged, not plugged in

The washer was plugged out.

by JD June 24, 2004

tallboy

the act of getting a hummer on the shitter.

Nothing completes my day like a nice tallboy after a hard day at work.

by jd April 2, 2003

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing

"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"

by JD February 10, 2004

OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".

Optimus-JD rules.

by JD September 2, 2003

Tundra Pussy

A chick who is unreceptive to advances from the male persuasion.

That bitch by the bar wouldn't even talk to me, she's some real tundra pussy.

by JD October 8, 2004