JD's definitions

jinx

a curse

the fact that something always goes wrong when a certain item/person is involved means that the item/person is jinxed

Yeah, that guy sure was jinxed. He broke an axle from three of his just-purchased brand new Rolls-Royces while wheeling down the freeway. The dealer eventually sold him a Toyota Corolla, but that thing broke down too. Imagine!

by Jd May 3, 2004

felching

Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.

After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.

by JD August 17, 2003

boba fett

The ruthless and shady bounty hunter in the original Star Wars Trilogy. He is best known for his pursuit and capture of the well-known smuggler Han Solo. Although it appears that Boba comes to an unfortunate death in the film, Return of the Jedi, Expanded Universe books and comics have revived him. The actor Jeremy Bulloch played both Boba Fett and an Imperial Officer in the series.

Random bounty: "You don't talk much."

Boba Fett: "You talk enough for the both of us."

by JD January 27, 2004

butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.

1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)

by jd September 2, 2003

plugged out

unplugged, not plugged in

The washer was plugged out.

by JD June 24, 2004

makin bacon

When two pigs "pork" each other, they're makin bacon.

Those two pigs are rolling in the mud makin bacon.

by JD February 11, 2005

tallboy

the act of getting a hummer on the shitter.

Nothing completes my day like a nice tallboy after a hard day at work.

by jd April 2, 2003