JC's definitions

lemonheads

the best indie rock band of the 90's (except for the pixies of course!) with Evan Dando as their front-man. Let's face it, Evan Dando was the fuckin' Lemonheads. Who knows or even cares about the rest of the goddam band.

the Lemonheads were one of the best bands ever...

by JC December 14, 2004

broken

To be VERY drunk
To be VERY high
To perform a Jackass style stunt and get injured.

'Man, I got so broken last night!'
'That just broke me!'

by JC August 30, 2003

daric

A boy who is very good looking, funny, and just damn sexy but likes to fuck fat chicks.

thats so daric --meaning. . your hot, but u fuck fat chicks. you suck.

by JC March 16, 2005

Chocoholic

1. A cute, little being who craves chocolates, esp. hershey kisses. Can be found at the Baker House. Also hates programming.

Last, night I found my chocolate stash missing, and my computer smashed to bits, must've been the chocoholic

by JC December 6, 2002

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 7, 2004

Cunt Nugget

Generic insult. Refers to solidified vaginal discharge.

Keep your hands off my damned livermush sandwich, cunt nugget!

by JC May 29, 2004

Chillicothe

1. A small town in central Illinois, near Peoria. It Consists of great establishments such as: The Short Loin, Shore Acres Park, The Chilli Bowl, Blarney Castle, a classic Pizza Hut and a gas station I used to steal from when I was a kid.
2. The best place in America to get some McDonalds and feed french fries to birds next to the Illinois river.
3. A good place to drive to when you are bored and want to see where the legend was brought up.
4. A great area to live in in the '80's and play 8-Bit.

Jake BO: Hey B, why is that geek JC always so obsessed with talking about Chillicothe.

by JC March 22, 2005