1. A small town in central Illinois, near Peoria. It Consists of great establishments such as: The Short Loin, Shore Acres Park, The Chilli Bowl, Blarney Castle, a classic Pizza Hut and a gas station I used to steal from when I was a kid.
2. The best place in America to get some McDonalds and feed french fries to birds next to the Illinois river.
3. A good place to drive to when you are bored and want to see where the legend was brought up.
4. A great area to live in in the '80's and play 8-Bit.
2. The best place in America to get some McDonalds and feed french fries to birds next to the Illinois river.
3. A good place to drive to when you are bored and want to see where the legend was brought up.
4. A great area to live in in the '80's and play 8-Bit.
by JC March 22, 2005

n. New semen. From the Latin "neo" meaning new and from the American "gism" meaning stuff that pumps from a man's cock at orgasm.
by JC February 17, 2004

by jc February 1, 2004

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
by JC September 28, 2004

The main character of Hitman series. An assassin, cloned from 5 best criminals. Is bald, with barcode tatoo on back of his head. Dresses in black suit (with red tie). best known for using fibre wire and .45 silverbarrels. Sillent death, strikes precisely, kills only when absolutely nessesary. Great gardener and cataholic, gave that up when was forced out of retirement and betrayed by The Agency, his employer.
by Jc June 18, 2006
