maggot

1) The legless, soft-bodied, wormlike larva of any of various flies of the order Diptera, often found in decaying matter.

2) Disgusting person, a low-life, the lowest of them all

by JC October 28, 2002

plizan

coolified way of saying "plan"

That is a plizan

by JC October 14, 2003

daric

A boy who is very good looking, funny, and just damn sexy but likes to fuck fat chicks.

thats so daric --meaning. . your hot, but u fuck fat chicks. you suck.

by JC March 16, 2005

Chocoholic

1. A cute, little being who craves chocolates, esp. hershey kisses. Can be found at the Baker House. Also hates programming.

Last, night I found my chocolate stash missing, and my computer smashed to bits, must've been the chocoholic

by JC December 06, 2002

Ferret

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

by JC May 29, 2004

lemonheads

the best indie rock band of the 90's (except for the pixies of course!) with Evan Dando as their front-man. Let's face it, Evan Dando was the fuckin' Lemonheads. Who knows or even cares about the rest of the goddam band.

the Lemonheads were one of the best bands ever...

by JC December 14, 2004

Car sexing

A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.

'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.

by JC October 07, 2004