1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.