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Stratis

1. N. - A band too gay for elton john to endorse.

2. N. -
any band constisting of:
1. a homosexual bible thumper
2. a Angry Gay dude with the abilty to drop his balls as he sings
3. a phedophic junkie Bass player with a abnormally small penis
4. a Drummer with a unstatible urge for dip and a face bright enough to flash down a airliner
"Oh shit, they're so horrible..."
"yeah, a real STRATIS"
by jb February 16, 2005
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saved by the bell

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.
by jB August 24, 2003
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PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.
It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.
by jb June 19, 2006
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Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space
Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!
by jb April 27, 2004
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catch22

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.
"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!
by JB January 5, 2005
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Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.
Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!
by JB December 8, 2003
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JTHM

The woderfuly violent johnny from the mind of the cult god Jhonen Vasquez kills assholes to paint their blood on the wall of his basement so that a nasty (not moose*) monster cannot escape. when the monster escapes it destroys all the universe. then nny goes to heaven and hell, meets god and the devil (senor Satan) and goes back to a new earth. he then goes on a trip o become a emotionless being like Mr. Samsa
by jb September 3, 2004
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