126 definitions by JB

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.
Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves
by jb October 26, 2004
Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.
Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!
by JB April 02, 2004
1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.
Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.
by JB February 24, 2004
24" rims
My H2 rolled on twankie dueces, now I'm rollin on VanCats
by JB February 05, 2004
He has a beard
Yo Bearded one, your name be Pagz.
by JB January 08, 2004
A facility that houses an all male tenents.
You can tell he did time at the sausage house.
by JB March 10, 2003
A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!
by JB September 26, 2005

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