JB's definitions

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

Links Lagger

The one person in a foursome, while playing golf, that is constantly lagging behind and holding up the pace of play for the others.

Should we let the Links Lagger know were playing golf this weekend, and if we do should we make him geta cart?

by JB March 12, 2003

robin quivers

Howard Stern's radio sidekick. Laughs a lot. Does the news at the end of every broadcast.

Full name:
Robin Ophelia Quivers

Robin's personality meshes well with Stern's, thus balancing the show perfectly.

by JB January 19, 2004

cucuy

Known as the "mexican boogeyman", the cucuy is the adult phase of an alien species now origionating from the Lincoln National Forest of New Mexico. Known for ferocity and stealthiness, the cucuy is feared by all children who know it's evil name. (see also, cucuybird, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)

Viene el cucuy! (Here comes the cucuy!)

by JB April 12, 2005

Boo-yah

Often Said when 'schooling'/beating your competition... almost as is you were sayin 'in Yo' face Mo'Fo'...

(kid in a bball gmae makes a steal, brings the ball down court and dunks the ma'fa' ball in the dang net...)
Then says... 'Boo-Yah' ( all upi in their opponent's face.

by jB February 12, 2003

swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 2, 2003

lovaaaaaa

A person for which you have a strong physical and emotional connection. Your soulmate.

John, Dave and Joy were all lovaaaaaas.

by JB April 10, 2003