JB's definitions

yaht

yaht is not derogetory, it is crew

96 dee-greees on my Yaht!
YAHT

by JB March 11, 2003

whodey

your dawg, cool friend

Wassup, whodey!?

by jb January 16, 2004

London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.

A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.

by JB June 23, 2004

The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

by JB July 24, 2008

swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 2, 2003

XLC

Xtremely Lame Clownz

Those XLC guys really knows how to cheat, they NEVER get revealed for what they do

by JB June 7, 2003

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003