125 definitions by JB

Jbeef

The one & only

Yo JBeeF, u up for a sesh t'nite?

by JB January 8, 2004

skeef

female acquaintance, bootycall, female for whom little respect is given

I was boning this skief the other day . . .

by JB May 22, 2003

Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

by JB November 25, 2003

for real

Say this to show that you're in agreement with a statement someone has made.

Kitty: Crystal is a real bitch.
Kimmy: For real.

by JB September 26, 2003

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

dukey

shit, poop

Look at that pile of dukey on the ground, dukey-breath.

by JB April 8, 2003

JTHM

The woderfuly violent johnny from the mind of the cult god Jhonen Vasquez kills assholes to paint their blood on the wall of his basement so that a nasty (not moose*) monster cannot escape. when the monster escapes it destroys all the universe. then nny goes to heaven and hell, meets god and the devil (senor Satan) and goes back to a new earth. he then goes on a trip o become a emotionless being like Mr. Samsa

burrito tastes kick ass

by JB September 3, 2004