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calculator i'd like (to) function
Man that TI-84's a cilf
by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009
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During a family reunion, you run into a cousin who you had not seen in years. She is about your age, and he hotness compensates for the fact that she is a relative. You still wanna fuck her! She is a CILF!
by Doum April 17, 2007
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That CILF in my maths class has a tidy package
by RRyson December 12, 2010
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Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.
by davenotdave November 18, 2004
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A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET
by haakki March 21, 2007
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by spamee May 09, 2004
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