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1.
calculator i'd like (to) function
Man that TI-84's a cilf
by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009
 
2.
Cartoon I'd like to fuck
Betty Rubble is such a cilf
by Assweepay May 11, 2004
 
3.
Cousin I'd like to fuck
During a family reunion, you run into a cousin who you had not seen in years. She is about your age, and he hotness compensates for the fact that she is a relative. You still wanna fuck her! She is a CILF!
by Doum April 17, 2007
 
4.
Cereal I'd like to fuck
Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.
by davenotdave November 18, 2004
 
5.
celebrity i'd like to fuck
kanye west
by spamee May 09, 2004
 
6.
Corpse I'd like to fuck.
I was walkig the morgue when I stumbled upon a room full of CILFs
by yo momma November 01, 2003
 
7.
Cheerleader i'd like to fuck
A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET
by haakki March 21, 2007