JB's definitions
A person with severe deformed toes. Someone who by the look of their toes is revolting. AKA: Mon Chee Chee, G-Monk, Gerry, Monkey.
When he took his shoes off, he was so G-Monkey that I started to heave. That guy was so G-Monkey he could climb a flag pole using his feet only.
by JB March 10, 2003
Get the G-Monkeymug. The woderfuly violent johnny from the mind of the cult god Jhonen Vasquez kills assholes to paint their blood on the wall of his basement so that a nasty (not moose*) monster cannot escape. when the monster escapes it destroys all the universe. then nny goes to heaven and hell, meets god and the devil (senor Satan) and goes back to a new earth. he then goes on a trip o become a emotionless being like Mr. Samsa
by jb September 3, 2004
Get the JTHMmug. A former royal capital of the Kingdom of Gondor. Osgiliath occupied both banks of the Anduin River in Gondor, situated between Minas Anor (aka Minas Tirith) in the west and Minas Ithil (aka Minas Morgul) in the east. The ancient city of Osgiliath was the jewel of the kingdom of Gondor, a center of culture and great beauty. Large, graceful bridges spanned the river and connected its two halves, one of the seven palantiri of the kingdom was kept there.
When Sauron returned to power and captured Minas Ithil, Osgiliath had already been in decline. Repeated attacks upon the city by the Nazgul and other followers of Sauron did not help matters. In the battles over the city, its bridges and great buildings were destroyed and control was divided between the west bank and the east bank. Eventually the city was abandoned and the capital moved to Minas Anor, but it remained an army outpost and a major point of contention between Mordor and Gondor. Even after the War of the Ring, it is unknown whether the city was rebuilt or not, though its abandoned ruins alone would have been a significant draw for many visitors to the area.
When Sauron returned to power and captured Minas Ithil, Osgiliath had already been in decline. Repeated attacks upon the city by the Nazgul and other followers of Sauron did not help matters. In the battles over the city, its bridges and great buildings were destroyed and control was divided between the west bank and the east bank. Eventually the city was abandoned and the capital moved to Minas Anor, but it remained an army outpost and a major point of contention between Mordor and Gondor. Even after the War of the Ring, it is unknown whether the city was rebuilt or not, though its abandoned ruins alone would have been a significant draw for many visitors to the area.
by JB March 6, 2004
Get the Osgiliathmug. Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.
by jb October 26, 2004
Get the Velcro Glovesmug. by jb January 16, 2004
Get the gizzamug. Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys
by JB February 28, 2005
Get the flat bagmug. 1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
by JB November 12, 2003
Get the EAT DIE!mug.