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Definitions by JB

A generic name used for estate chavs that dwell within England's burgeoning underclass network of council hice (plural of house) across the country.
Dean is a boffdog name and 'roy' should be added to any respectable English name to thus far chaverise it to a level that can be comprehended by those who believe school is where one goes to score marijuana or "link bud" as they refer to it, and to have oral sex performed on them by girls with an encyclopaedia's worth of communicable sexual diseases (Leanne from Bestwood. See bestwoodite)
"Yo Deanroy, you got a new tracksuit-dan? Its lookin heavy as my bling mate!"

"Ivandandeanroybeefcheeseskeefyoof!"
"Aye-Skeif"
(this means hello, how are you today)
deanroy by JB May 16, 2004

dirty onion ring 

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
dirty onion ring by JB May 14, 2004
opposite of a choad, a penis that is long and slender
he has a doach
doach by JB May 7, 2004
Pre-ejaculation juices from the male penis.
That girl gets me so hot she makes me leak spakimi.
spakimi by JB May 7, 2004

Atlantic City 

A poor man's Las Vegas, with a beach and boardwalk.
A: Atlantic City is the sh*t, man!
B: I'd definitely use "sh*t" and Atlantic City in the same sentence.
Atlantic City by JB April 28, 2004

Arrested Development 

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space
Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!
Arrested Development by jb April 27, 2004
Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.
Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!
fatdar by JB April 2, 2004