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keek

that was absolutely keek
by JB June 19, 2006
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Rightarm

a lazier way of pronouncing "Right on"
"Did u get me the pack of schtigs that I asked for?"
"Yes, I did"
"Rightarm"
by JB January 30, 2004
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Fo' Sho'

'For Sure' or Most definetly... Also meaning of course, or yes, yeah, ja, si, mmm hmmm , uh huh...
>Yo' Homme you wanna hit up that joint t'night?
>'Oh Fo' Sho' Dawg...
by JB February 13, 2003
mugGet the Fo' Sho'mug.

G-Monkey

A person with severe deformed toes. Someone who by the look of their toes is revolting. AKA: Mon Chee Chee, G-Monk, Gerry, Monkey.
When he took his shoes off, he was so G-Monkey that I started to heave. That guy was so G-Monkey he could climb a flag pole using his feet only.
by JB March 10, 2003
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catch22

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.
"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!
by JB January 5, 2005
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chotis

A widely accepted and greatly applauded description for the perineum, the piece of flesh between your nuts/lips and your ass hole.
Your chotis has scales - have you showered?
by JB February 27, 2005
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EAT DIE!

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"
by JB November 12, 2003
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