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EAT DIE!

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"
by JB November 12, 2003
mugGet the EAT DIE!mug.

Gat

Uneducated way of saying, "got." Got = Have.
by JB December 18, 2004
mugGet the Gatmug.

snap off

A slang word to describe the perfect vagina for mantaining an erection in that it is small enough to squeeze or snap off your cock keeping the blood in your penis allowing you to maintain an erection. Especially while partying too hard causing ED. Best when frombe, creating the best angle vs. pubic bone senario.
Mickey and JB were enjoying a beer. Mickey remember that JB had left a party for Alpa and did not get any Viagra. JB's retort was this is that girl I told you about with the snap off pussy.
by JB May 19, 2004
mugGet the snap offmug.

Psychedelic Zebras

Flippin' sweetest band ever. They are from Lake Oswego, OR. They started in spring 2004. The Guitarist is Jordan Bice and the Bassist is David "Mr. X" Bartman. They both sing
Man those fuckin' Psychedelic Zebras rock!
by JB March 30, 2005
mugGet the Psychedelic Zebrasmug.

Sauce

A topping, often for spagetti, used heavily by the italian nationality, often homemade or bought Ragu style, other brand names that are wanna be Ragu s like Brothers, Prego, and a few... However none match up to MAMAs home cooked sou-ce...
by JB February 13, 2003
mugGet the Saucemug.

Kitten Holocaust

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."
by JB November 24, 2003
mugGet the Kitten Holocaustmug.

Amsterdam

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.
Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.
by JB June 23, 2004
mugGet the Amsterdammug.

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