4 definitions by Ichdkslwuueo82

Shmepis

A tiny bepis.

Ayo, Tony I heard Joey got a Shmepis.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 5, 2019

Gruyère Cheese

When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.

A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 7, 2019

Twang

Tart flavor of pussy when your girl mid-cycle.

Mmmm her pussy gotta lil twang to it tonight

by Ichdkslwuueo82 February 27, 2023

Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 9, 2019