hi are ye

A silly slang greeting that is supposed to sound like a Northern Ireland accent asking "How are you?"
Hi are ye?
Very well, tank-ye!
by Ian Chode September 14, 2003
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global hypercolour

T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.
Marc's T-shirt was made of global hypercolour. Then he went to prison.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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anal canal

The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.
Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.
by Ian Chode February 25, 2004
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spasmo

A spacker or otherwise debilitated individual.
Vivian you spasmo!
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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ponce

To take something from someone with their permission.
Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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brown hatter

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
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Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!
by Ian Chode September 13, 2003
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